Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML
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Palirose 22
Your boyfriend sounds awesome. :) he's definitely a keeper!
Talooka 10
R2 want the D2?
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Comments (96)
samkit 14
nop
Ambient25 25
Why did you sext him? Why didn't you just....do it...
Pinkpoogle 3
Maybe they are in a long distance relationship. Or maybe they're in separate colleges? Could be a multitude of reasons
Enslaved 38
Or maybe try something new to spice up their relationship when they're apart? You'd be surprised what a few words can do.(:
01Ben21 10
I love Star Wars, but sexy time = sexy time. Ain't nobody got time for that!
Dramori 29
"I don't care what you smell, just get in there you big lug!"
baconeggs142 4
The target area is only two meters wide.A precise hit will start a chain reaction. Only a precise hit will set off a chain reaction.
kunlunkid 3
(in ominous wheezy James Earl Jones voice) I find your lack of arousal disturbing...
tj4234 36
Was it not the experience you were looking for?
NodakN8V 25
Gave up and used the droid army did ya.....
perdix 31
What a Wookie mistake!
Tyronne69 4
May the Force be with you!!