Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML
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Palirose 22
Your boyfriend sounds awesome. :) he's definitely a keeper!
Talooka 10
R2 want the D2?
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Comments (96)
ironichalibut 24
Didn't want any Wookie Nookie?
eur0 14
Well you gotta have patience , thats why most doctors make the best jedi.
ironichalibut 24
And most Jedi make great doctors
Not_Impressed13 9
"Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"
Not_Impressed13 9
"Judge me by my size, do you? Hmmm?"
Julianne_sings 10
Jedi in the streets, Sith in the sheets.
simplysarcastics 26
Good one
AboveAll04 14
take the D this one can !
landon_loe11 16
A Jedi never gives up.
Thatsjank 5
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Enslaved 38
Help me, OP - Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope! :P
0h_Boy 26
"You like my lightsaber, don't you?" "You're gonna make me unleash the force." "I love playing with your Jawas." What? That didn't turn you on?
enormouselephant 15
Woah baby, this might just get moderated.
homiwan 13
the virginity is strong in this one!