Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth two days after we started dating. Tomorrow is our 2 year anniversary. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit randy, so when my boyfriend got home, I jumped on him and gave him a proper deep-tongue kiss. I noticed he tasted a bit weird, so I asked him when he last brushed his teeth. His answer: the day we had dinner with his mother. That was two weeks ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, I’ve discovered that even if he brushes his teeth for 10 minutes straight, flosses, and rinses with mouthwash, my boyfriend’s breath still smells like a cross between sewage and rotting fish. I’m running out of excuses for not kissing him. FML
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML
Today, my husband and I got into an argument over him not brushing his teeth. It ended with him snapping his toothbrush in half. He's 52. FML
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Top comments
redshortsx 0
oh my god that's disgusting! but if your kissing him how could you not know?!
knights95 9
That's just gross
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Comments (161)
kennyisboss 0
if he gets mad at you does he breath on you?
122409 0
*breathe
thetrollyoulike 6
*fail^
bassdredd 2
*breathe
hodgepodge365 8
hahahahaha!
BadKitty13 28
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ! That is so DISGUSTING ! and you kiss him. Oh you so deserve it then if you didn't notice. Shame on you ! Youre' gonna catch something nasty ........
TheNewGuy03 29
...wait, how do you not notice the lack of dental hygiene in someone that you have been (presumably) kissing for 2 years? this requires explanation... |the kid|
z_bibi 0
hahahah ! I know what you will buy for him at ur anniversary... so damn toothbrush and toothpaste ;)
MizzErikaHart 8
how have you not noticed ur man hasn't brushed his teeth in 2 years.
EamNim 0
Just what I was thinking.
TheNewGuy03 29
i tried thinking about it, and i just wound up with a headache. i mean...shit, i notice my *own* breath if it stinks after a meal, and i brush, floss, and gargle mouthwash at least 2 times a day. i can't even fathom... |the kid|
jacksonclarke 0
once you get the girl you can afford to let yourself go a little...
unluckiestperson_fml 14
Yeah, maybe not shaving as much or skipping showers, 2 years without brushing his teeth? Nuh uh.
asianinvasionn6 0
either you didn't kiss for two years, or you didn't notice anything foul smell while he talked / kissed you... Ugh gross!
lgriffin86 0
ummm and you couldn't tell on your own? that's disgusting!
Laawy 0
what kind of "man" is that ???
CallMeHush 1
Gross SOB, move on before he swears off bathing.
lilmisslovely13 15
If you're profile is right (im not a creeper, i just wanted to see the picture) and you're 9 yo, then you probably shoukd kniw how to spell slob... lol im just messing with ya!! your pic is hilarious btw...