Today, I took the 6 year old I'm babysitting to the mall to see Santa after weeks of her begging. We got there in time to see him get out of his Prius and dress in the parking lot. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I brought my 6-year-old to the mall to sit on Santa's lap. She told him what she wanted and smiled for the picture. When the lady told her that her turn was over, she began throwing a fit, pulling off Santa's beard in the process. This caused all the kids in line to begin sobbing. FML
Today, I took my kids to the mall to see Santa. While waiting in line, my eldest got bored and loudly complained, "I don't know why we're here. Santa's not even real." I don't think any of the kids within a hundred feet took the news very well. FML
Today, I took my daughter to see Santa at the mall. When I went to pick her up from Santa's lap, my watch snagged on his beard, pulling it off in front of my daughter and about twenty kids in line. My daughter still isn't speaking to me. FML
Today, I was in the mall for the second day in a row with my 7-year-old brother. As we walked past Santa he asked me, "Why does Santa look different today"? Not thinking, I said, "Because each mall has a different Santa." FML
Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML
Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML
Today, after telling my young kids all about Santa, his reindeer and his sleigh, we saw him. Smoking a cigarette in the beat-up car next to ours at a red light. FML
Today, I took my 5-year old daughter to get a photo taken with Santa, when she asked the dreaded question of why this Santa looked different from one at the other store. Before I could placate her, some cunt of a kid yelled, "Because he's not real, dumbass!" FML
Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML
Today, I accidentally knocked over a mall Santa on his way to meet some children. I've never had that many hate-filled eyes on me at once. FML
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mea_iloveskiing 26
At least she saw santa :)
jonan1212 5
And his little santas too
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mea_iloveskiing 26
At least she saw santa :)
jonan1212 5
And his little santas too
graham11 14
37- times like these I wish stupid comments could be deleted
MyMilkShake2Yard 0
Well it's 2011, WTF u was expecting him to get thierry with his slide, Santa is a human too and he should do what he pleases
48Connor 10
WOWOWOWOW... He drives a Prius?
BillGapes 4
That's where I was gonna go with this.
Tommananaze6T9 4
Well duh he has a prius. He has to go around the world in one nite and uve seen how great the gas mileage on those things are
graham11 14
76- Santa is goin green!! And he even has a Segway!
noobcake111 2
Haha sucker u in troubleee
IAM_CANADIAN 5
Well you know reindeer arnt exactly fuel efficient, plus I wudnt want to be behind a slay of them after a giving em full meal
margie2194 12
I always imagined Santa as a Volkswagen kind of guy...
jomo111 5
Santa is deffinetly a Mercedes guy. Have you seen the commercial.
cheerluv15 0
Dumbass the kids six. She thinks Santa is real and doesn't want to watch a random guy get dressed as Santa in the parking lot!
rachellooo 0
Merry Christmas...?
KiddNYC1O 22
Your pic goes well with a previous FML!
zombicidal 11
happy Hanukkah because not everyone on this site celebrates Christmas (joyous Kwanzaa everyone)
keepcaImcarryon 0
and a happy new year! :)
BayleeWasHere 1
-and a happy new year!"
TokinUp 6
Do you get a mountain of gifts on hannukah? I think not, therefore, Merry Christmas. Good day.
zombicidal 11
no just a small mound a day over several days
TokinUp 6
7 days, 7 gifts as I recall. Menwhile every Christmas theres a large pile of presents eaiting under the tree to be opened together with family. Best holiday, especially when Skyrim's involved!
zombicidal 11
skyrim makes everything better but I got mine at the midnight release
zombicidal 11
also I believe its 8 days not 7
TheDeadlyTurtle 7
And many more!....wait..
permannator 10
Just wait until he tells all his friends at school..
kriegs444 5
I'm pretty sure it was a girl.
xosportsgirl14x 8
I'm pretty sure it doesn't matter.
tylersign 11
56- How about xosportsboy? Huh? ;)
xosportsgirl14x 8
You people are idiots. Every last one of you.
2ndSucks 15
Of course, 119. You're a lifeless FML commenter that may possibly insult her in the future. So obviously you are of low intelligence.
cosmosis 12
Time for me to chime in... Yep we are all idiots as seen through the eyes of a fool!! Sorry darl, but im pretty sure you just possibly made yourself look like the biggest idiot on the internet.
CryMoreFMLs 15
My IQ dropped to below mentally retarded while reading comments from sportsgirl. I had to headbang a wall to put my beyond retarded brain cells out of their misery. Then I got a brain transplant, for 30$ in the back of a crusty old van.
xosportsgirl14x 8
I'm talking about society in general. Have you never been out in public?
campingbellnub 13
I hope you haven't been let out in public.
xosportsgirl14x 8
Whatever, I'm done, not arguing on the Internet.
LuxAeterna_fml 0
The modern age.
BehindU 5
Santa just got tired of those reindeer decided on transportation better for his aching back.
mirag 0
Well a Prius is an appropriate car for Santa. The north pole is melting so he wants to be environmentally conscious.
jwade11 12
WIN!!!!!!!!
xiaoxaio 5
dont **** bro^
head2133 12
Haha that sucks
thisisafunnyname 12
I'm not sure if it's worse that she figured out Santa's not real or that she saw a fat guy changing
JesseAttack 21
Santa just wasn't changed, come on now ;p.
TeamDazu 5
I wonder what was your son's reaction. (cough) (cough)
cablooey 0
It says the kid they were babysitting. Read the FML through to the end please.
LuxAeterna_fml 0
6 comes after 1.
green_tetris 2
Nice try...
Awsemogreeb 19
Did your read the first half of this FML?
Blackmail111 9
Also "your son"? It states she's a girl
LuxAeterna_fml 0
Ignore my comment. 6 had put "first" in his comment then edited it after seeing he was 6th.
RealTalk0 7
It was a girl, and It wasn't her child. How do you fail so miserably?
cablooey 0
Merry christmas.. Santa is a fat hairy dirtbag..
DKjazz 20
Putting quarters in dryers just to see a woman bend over? Shame on you Santa!
cablooey 0
Save the children from sitting on this man's lap!!!
alissa222 15
Wait, isn't that always what Santa was? "tummy like a bowl of jelly, long white beard, 'ho ho ho'"?
LegalyWhite 7
Or the old fat guy could be jewish looking to make a few pennis dressing like santa
cablooey 0
Santa isn't a dirtbag though. Hes supposed to bring joy to the world not crush little kids dreams.
alissa222 15
Dirtbag? He carries around a bag full of coal!
ikickgingers 15
And this is how people become jaded
IndigoAcrylic 9
Noo honey...It takes some certain herbs to be jaded xD
Isoldael 27
How careless of that man to dress up in the parking lot...
Strafeh 9
I agreed with the 5st comment.
2ndSucks 15
What would that be, fist? Or maybe fifst. Please, relearn your numbers.
juventis 16
Agreed!
trollfaced 2
Fifth*
graham11 14
47rd- are you serious?!
skittihorse 8
5st? I'm sorry.. What?