Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth two days after we started dating. Tomorrow is our 2 year anniversary. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit randy, so when my boyfriend got home, I jumped on him and gave him a proper deep-tongue kiss. I noticed he tasted a bit weird, so I asked him when he last brushed his teeth. His answer: the day we had dinner with his mother. That was two weeks ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, I’ve discovered that even if he brushes his teeth for 10 minutes straight, flosses, and rinses with mouthwash, my boyfriend’s breath still smells like a cross between sewage and rotting fish. I’m running out of excuses for not kissing him. FML
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML
Today, my husband and I got into an argument over him not brushing his teeth. It ended with him snapping his toothbrush in half. He's 52. FML
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redshortsx 0
oh my god that's disgusting! but if your kissing him how could you not know?!
knights95 9
That's just gross
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Comments (161)
awkward_turtles 1
And u didn't notice?!?!
Ravemonster 0
And you didn't notice? Eww
zachattack112492 4
anyone else start think this guy might be green? and hairy? and dislike Christmas?
soccer1629 0
How did you not notice
angelboo 0
that's just nasty
LizzJizz 16
Damn he must have the most raunchiest breathe ever....then again there's some people who just never seem to have smelly breathe. Sucks for you though...hope u get him to fix his oral hygiene.....or just his hygiene in general o_o
ahleexcrabtree 0
Ew. I wouldn't date someone that'd do that.
LizzJizz 16
He probably just said that to piss u off though XD cuz it'd deff be noticeable his mouth would be a fckn bacteria factory
niplipsip 9
I agree. There's no way someone could get away with two years worth of bacteria buildup in their mouth without everyone around them noticing. unless... He was a recluse. And there's no way his girlfriend (of ALL people) wouldn't notice. Unless, she had no sense of smell, taste, and sight.
pinkspaceboundro 0
how have you not noticed this??
stormchaser24 24
you didn't notice the yellow teeth? FYL