Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth two days after we started dating. Tomorrow is our 2 year anniversary. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit randy, so when my boyfriend got home, I jumped on him and gave him a proper deep-tongue kiss. I noticed he tasted a bit weird, so I asked him when he last brushed his teeth. His answer: the day we had dinner with his mother. That was two weeks ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, I’ve discovered that even if he brushes his teeth for 10 minutes straight, flosses, and rinses with mouthwash, my boyfriend’s breath still smells like a cross between sewage and rotting fish. I’m running out of excuses for not kissing him. FML
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML
Today, my husband and I got into an argument over him not brushing his teeth. It ended with him snapping his toothbrush in half. He's 52. FML
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Top comments
redshortsx 0
oh my god that's disgusting! but if your kissing him how could you not know?!
knights95 9
That's just gross
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Comments (161)
fuhkinsupah 0
you deserve it for not noticing for 2 years
nfc14 2
Did you get him a toothbrush as an anniversary present?
Shadow1368 17
Today, I realized I'm stupid. FML
lalalaha 0
how could you not notice that?
Zacisaurus 3
I bet his breath smells like an old lady farted piss!!
122409 0
LMAO. ^agree!
fthku 13
I realise it's been asked, but this deserves to be asked again and again- how could you not notice? No matter how many tic-tacs he could've shoved down his throat, it should still show on his teeth and I'd imagine there'd still be a strong smell.
Legendslayer222 26
She didn't notice because she admitted not brushing her teeth for two years too? I don't know. Very gross, make him brush teeth right now.
mismonroe 0
Furry teeth. Mmmm.
lakaiskate 12
just having him breath aroun you should activate your gag reflex. I can't stand bad breath.
taazer 12
makes me sick!