Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth two days after we started dating. Tomorrow is our 2 year anniversary. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit randy, so when my boyfriend got home, I jumped on him and gave him a proper deep-tongue kiss. I noticed he tasted a bit weird, so I asked him when he last brushed his teeth. His answer: the day we had dinner with his mother. That was two weeks ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, I’ve discovered that even if he brushes his teeth for 10 minutes straight, flosses, and rinses with mouthwash, my boyfriend’s breath still smells like a cross between sewage and rotting fish. I’m running out of excuses for not kissing him. FML
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML
Today, my husband and I got into an argument over him not brushing his teeth. It ended with him snapping his toothbrush in half. He's 52. FML
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redshortsx 0
oh my god that's disgusting! but if your kissing him how could you not know?!
knights95 9
That's just gross
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NaoPudding 8
Ew, how did you not notice sooner?
trellz17 19
2 years? so his teeth must be yellow and rotten right? there's no way you couldn't have noticed a few weeks into the relationship.
Bekll 31
Why did he suddenly stop brushing his teeth? What compelled him to think that was a wise decision? We're in the 21st century... I just don't understand why anyone would do this. it's like that guy on Freaky Eaters who was in his mid-20s living in the US who had never had a single vegetable in his life.
cleolappost 0
wow n u didn't notice????!!!!! hmmmmm
generationx 0
#4 im glad my coments make you come. :)
SteelCladAngel 0
bleh my ex had //bad// hygiene but he at least brushed his teeth and showered occasionally *gags* I wish I could burn those memories from my mind D;
nicholedestiny17 0
how could u not tell?!
jay1010 0
eww
EZ2XLR8 7
My best guess is, he only started dating you so he wouldn't be alone, if he claimed to have stopped brushing his teeth. But I'm pretty sure he brushed sometimes... or else he'd have rotten teeth and it would be noticeable, my ex-husband was a dentist. A lot can happen in 2 years.
OhSnap_NoWay 0
You didn't think to ask him why his breath always smelt like shit for the past 2 years?