Today, I went out to a store. I didn't have a bra on under my shirt, but some stranger offered to buy me one, because she didn't like the fact that my nipples were hard, and her husband was able to see them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, an old lady on the street told me that I should be wearing a bra because my nipples were visible under my white tee. I am a 37-year-old man. FML
Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML
Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML
Today, I went out with my boyfriend and thought I'd wear two bras under my singlet-top to make my chest look bigger. Upon leaving Target, one of the security guards noticed the extra straps and accused me of shoplifting. I had to spend the next 20 minutes explaining the situation to security. FML
Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML
Today, I was trying on bras in a shop when a little kid stuck their head under my stall. I was completely topless and completely surprised when they asked if I was their mommy. I'm 16. FML
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, I wondered why the cashiers at my local chip shop were being so unusually friendly and knocked money off my bill. Then when I got back to my boyfriend's house, I noticed my bright red bra shining through my black top like a light. I debuted my tits for some chips. FML
Today, I was at work, and I had to tell my manager I was calling someone to bring me a bra as mine had broken mid-shift. I was the only woman on shift. It took them 30 minutes to show up and I still had to serve front of house while I waited. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
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Top comments
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Pick the most expensive one. Ask the husband's opinion.
RichardPencil 32
Accept the offer if the husband can come to the dressing room with you. You'll need to be sure he can't see your nipples after you put it on.
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Comments (7)
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Pick the most expensive one. Ask the husband's opinion.
JackWood 21
Do you need some panties too?
RichardPencil 32
Accept the offer if the husband can come to the dressing room with you. You'll need to be sure he can't see your nipples after you put it on.
Shzusuziq11 12
I hate wearing a bra. Try the silicone nipple covers. They sell them at CVS and on Amazon. (I would have the same problem otherwise)
HayNow 11
Or.... just wear no bra and those who can't stand the sight of, <gasp> Nipples should stay inside.
Bogrbon 27
I think to a large extent we need to collectively get over ourselves about nipples.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Yeah I'm going to get voted down for this, but I'm with the other woman - I don't want to see other women's nipples poking through their shirt. I don't care if my husband is with me or not. I don't want to see it. If you're going out in public, there's no excuse for not looking decent. However, I wouldn't have said anything to you, unlike this woman. I may not want to see it, but I'm not going to mention it. I'll just ignore it, but I'll be rolling my eyes inwardly.
HayNow 11
Who deemed nipples as being un-decent?
dreams2383 20
personally I don't care if your not wearing a bra but it looks trashy most of the time. it shows you didn't even put in the least amount of effort. at least have nipple covers or something. the lady though can screw off. who cares if he saw. he would have most likely been looking anyways.