Today, I'm studying abroad in Russia, and I lost my keys to my dorm room. In the office I asked for a spare and she spoke really fast so I couldn't hear her. Assuming I don't speak Russian, she gets on the phone and calls maintenance saying, "There is this ugly girl about to cry... come fix it." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Today, I went to take a shower, but forgot my towel and dorm key in my room. After my shower, I had to run down to the front desk butt-naked, using only a shampoo bottle as cover, and ask for a temporary key. The person running the front desk was my ex-girlfriend’s current boyfriend. FML
Today, my roommate who stays out til 4 or 5 in the morning each night got her key to the dorm fixed. I've been having to stay up nightly to let her in (my normal bedtime being 12:00) How'd they fix it? Turns out it was never broken she was just putting the key in the slot wrong. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML
Today, my boss is on the phone with a Russian customer, who keeps saying, "Speak Russian please!" My boss asks me to translate, as he hired me for my knowledge of Russian. He says something, I translate in Russian, then the customer says, "Speak English please!" FML
Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML
Today, my roommate asked me to lock the door as we left our place. I told her to use my keys, because my hands were full. Afterwards, she and her boyfriend set off out of town for the next couple of days. She forgot to give me back my keys. FML
Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend came to visit. We went to a cafe where I managed to lock myself in the toilet, breaking the key. I then had to wait for them to break down the door. I came out to applause from everyone, who had been laughing at me for 25 minutes. FML
Today, I heard a knock on my door and, thinking it was my student adviser, opened it. I was greeted by a drunk girl, who pushed her way into my dorm room, informed me that she lived here last year, and then told me that she lost her virginity in my bed. FML
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SilverXeno 0
In Soviet Russia, you don't lose keys. KEYS LOSE YOU!
WFMS 0
you should of said " the ugly girl can hear you" in Russian to her
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Nuts_the_Wiseguy 0
Woot 1st. YDI. Dunno why. NTW
helloxrina 0
Это не было очень профессионально для нее, чтобы сказать это. Я сожалею. Translation: That was not very professional for her to say that. I am sorry.
shortshan 0
What the hell? How does she deserve it? If Russian isn't her first language, it probably takes her longer to translate in her head. And its annoying people claiming "First" all the time... it's retarded.
twist_n_shout 0
helloxrina, ну ты и чурбан не русский!!! Don't even pretend you speak Russian! Shame on you, using an online translator!
ghadir 2
вы оба парни терпите неудачу в жизни.:) glick glick glick glick haha
runkatrun 0
helloxrina, this is what you were trying to say, only with proper syntax: Это было не очень профессионально с её стороны. Я сожалею. Translation: read helloxrina's... To the rude Russians on FML: Вы ребятки очень дружные, я конечно понимаю. Но всё же, постарайтесь себя вести немного более адекватно, особенно со своими. Было бы здорово.
twist_n_shout 0
А кто себя ведет не адекватно? Я бы не сказала, что кто то сказал что то особенно "rude". Я конечно не совсем поняла что ghadir пытался сказать, но может быть это таковы мои знания русского языка?
twist_n_shout 0
И я не думаю что hellroxina на самом деле русская потому что ее перевод был слово в слово с английского. Ничего тут обидного для нее нет, просто напросто явно не русский человек.
baby_love 0
Don't worry, I've been to Moscow, and WOW, talk about the most unfriendly people you'll ever meet in your life. I'll never go back.
spoo 24
eyas buf cerzy wiffers onnel eyn cerp. gin fuppershelps sorry, no online backwoods hick translators
runkatrun 0
Да, она транслятор наверняка использовала, на то я её и поправила. С другой стороны она может быть и Русская - просто всю жизнь прожила в Штатах, так и получилось у неё нелепо. Я тоже вроде как и не обидела никого. Меня просто сильно достаёт Русская особенность ругаться со своими, и судя по тону постов над моим, мне показалось что сейчас вот вот должно начаться. Ладно, давай забудем уже. Время на это тратить жалко. Приятно было поболтать на родном языке, twist_n_shout. :) EDIT: Секунду назад я этот текст через Google перевела на Английски язык ...хахаха - сама глянь, это действительно смешно!
alex_vik 1
Goddamnit people, speak English!
twist_n_shout 0
Да, runkatrun, давай согласимся, что ни ты никого не пыталась обидеть, ни я! Как говорил некий Леопольд, "Ребята, давайте жить дружно!"
Geist_fml 0
I have never said YDI in this site but I start now. Who in the world would study abroad in Russia? Of all the warm places like France, England, Switzerland, Brazil,Dubai, Germany and such who would choose Russia???? Its cold there and the few Russians I know are complete assholes and you might take a hint that the country reflects their people. The OP should have researched what countries are friendly to begin with.
skullbuster 0
Google translator didn't even know what to do with this shit - it churned out a bunch of gibberish where at least one word didn't correlate to anything at all. Can't we all be the Anglo-centric assholes we know ourselves to be and speak English?
twist_n_shout 0
Geist, you are a moron. End of story.
runkatrun 0
By popular demand, I'll reply in English (guys, long story short, we were at length and without point discussing the poor syntax of the first comment you see in Cyrillic, and the issue of politeness). hawkmadinejad, I don't condone rude behaviour at all, nor do I believe that people should engage in it selectively. I just notice a trend among Russians that they are more often than not courteous and measured with everyone but other Russians. Camaraderie exists more so in many other cultures (excluding Russian when people of the same culture meet one another – as if by default. That’s why I said, let’s behave ourselves adequately, especially with one another. I never said “let’s behave adequately only with one another.” In fact, I’d rather not have anyone bicker or quarrel at all. Hopefully that clears some fog.
capricaz 0
zdorovo. russkoe sobranie .hahaha. to the poster, sorry you had to go through that :D
capricaz 0
Geist, it's idiots like you who make Russia look bad because you don't know shit about the weather there. You've seen your stupid movies that show Russia covered with snow and you assume that's all there is to the country.
riaaa 0
i know goddamn speak ENGLISH lololol sif there's so many of you guys that can speak russian ==
FarSide 23
You speak for yourself you Anglo-centric asshole.
kawa_fml 0
Russia is full of fascinating cultural history, plus I think the fact that she spoke Russian might have influence that decision a little.
DeafChef 0
russians are shady
valdigrad 0
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!! Bolshoye spasibo za vash rozgovor. Ya sam v shtatax i ploho pishu po Ruskie, no horosho govoriu slavabogu. :)
reyemrein 0
In soviet Russia, key unlock you!
alexomAnexo 0
oh skolyko Russkih tut, Ya dazshe ne ozshidal takovo.......
nasyaz 0
да, русских всегда больше чем кажется :)
SilverXeno 0
In Soviet Russia, you don't lose keys. KEYS LOSE YOU!
genius_man16 1
lol, perfect response @ OP: you should have called her out on it and got her fired or something
runkatrun 0
Doesn't work that way, but one can dream. OP better hold her head higher and not let this get to her. Russia is wonderful, but you get little gems here and there, like the lady in the office.
fml_buster 0
In Soviet Russia, life ***** you !
Kanaloa_fml 0
That was great.
gbreck 0
In soviet russia, you're not ugly, UGLY IS YOU!
Lostinspacealone 0
No i
Stephai 0
They have really nice staff there. -.-
theoceanscool 0
Haha that's mean.
TheTrueBeautyx3 0
Sometimes the truth hurts LOL I'm jk but tell her to kiss your ugly ass bc it's prob better looking than her face!
Raaar 0
XD aw man, i'm sorry! i really wanna just slap people like that. >.>
sexymessy 0
Same here.That was incredibly rude of her. But don't let one stupid girls opinion of you, get you down. Because its very apparent that shes REALLY ugly on the inside.
andrewms 0
YDI for going to Russia, and for being ugly...
sucks4you5 0
thats mean
fyourlife33 0
exactly my thoughts andrewms
CEG3 0
Hey don't **** with Russia
BrittBritt1355 9
Maybe you should get out once in a while and stop bashing on Russia have you even been there?
LittleOwl11 3
You're a bitch
mikuxxhatsune 32
Russia is a nice place, and in every country there always is the occasional nasty person. It isn't OP's fault at all. Plus, I haven't actually seen anyone look nice when they are about to cry.
WFMS 0
you should of said " the ugly girl can hear you" in Russian to her
1381 0
yes, then she would've been posting on here instead of you and she would've gotten lots of YDI votes.
FuckThisLogin 32
Then she'd have been like Batman! (Justice League S02 E07)
caneut 0
YDI, grow up and stop crying
shostakovich 0
What makes you think she was crying?
BabaBlackShirt 0
Haah!