Today, the guy I really like asked me if I'd like to go to a hockey game this weekend. I said I'd love to go, so he said, "Then you'd best get a ticket soon before they sell out." I still don't know if I have a date or not. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my date for this weekend called and asked if he could bring his possible new girlfriend on our weekend getaway as well. FML
Today, the guy I've been madly in love with for ages finally asked me out. I excitedly said yes. I waited a half an hour for him to show up, with another girl and say, "Where's your date?" I was asked to go on a double date, but apparently he forgot to tell me. FML
Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
Today, the girl I really liked started talking to me, so I asked her out on a date. After waiting an hour at the theatre, I texted her asking where she was. She replied with, "Oh! You were serious about the date?!" FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in eight months. He didn't make a move. I then asked if we were on a date. He said, "I don't know, I guess." I can't tell either. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I've been crushing on for a while. When he dropped me off, I said thank you and that we should do it again sometime. He replied, "Yeah, maybe next Halloween." FML
Today, I was planning on going on a date with a girl I've really liked. She told me today was the only we could hang out before her trip. I got an expensive hair cut, planned on cooking her dinner, and pulled a few strings and got on the list for a big concert. Turns out she'd rather go shopping FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML
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Axipiter 24
You probably don't...
MsConfusedd 27
I'd say not. And if you do he doesn't sound like a very nice guy to be on one with.
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Axipiter 24
You probably don't...
xxrogerthatxx 19
He wants a date and he wants you to pay for your half.
jojimugo 20
That dude is a dick
boxbrandon11 20
Its not a date but a hockey game is a win-win!
alan2kai13 3
Ask him what seat he's in. Then you can ask if the seats beside him are free
\ 28
You most likely don't.
jenevil27 9
she shouldn't have to pay for anything. The way he asked her made him more of a douche.
How_you_doin 10
What?! No! do not take #54 advice! do you have any idea how creepy that sounds? besides, he sounds like an asshole, in my opinion dont even bother. if he wants to take you on a date then he should just ask you and i agree with those saying he wants you to pay your half.
alan2kai13 3
I don't think you know what creepy is...
Helldemon 32
Sounds like he may just be an asshole and knows you like him so he said that to make you think he was asking you out just to be a douche.
brivielle 15
you don't.
MsConfusedd 27
I'd say not. And if you do he doesn't sound like a very nice guy to be on one with.
Mackay92 14
Why do some women think men should pay for things... maybe he meant it as a friend to go
Welshite 40
*sigh* #18: Seats aren't magically going to be together if bought separately. If I want to go to the theatre with my friends, one person buys the tickets and is reimbursed by the others. It's really the only way to ensure we get to sit together as a group.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Anytime I've gone to a sporting event be it hockey or really anything else, there's always quite a few open seats. By the end of the first quarter you usually can move around to wherever you want. Maybe this hockey game is completely sold out and maybe they do make you sit in seat you were assigned. I'm just speaking from personal experience.
Welshite 40
It sort of defeats the purpose of a date if they were separated. Sure, they could meet up later during the game, of afterwards, but it doesn't seem particularly effective. McFeelli, I'm sure you, with all your sexual exploits, wouldn't be able to leave a girl alone for two seconds let alone an entire quarter.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Ah Welshite, that's what those dirty, dirty public restrooms are for! Haha, but what I meant was, by end of the first quarter anyone who bought a ticket is at the game. So you can move freely around knowing you aren't taking someone else's specific seat location.
LittleRed79 39
I hate to have to be the girl who points this out to you McFeelii, but hockey games have 3 periods not 4 quarters ;)
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Lol sorry, I'm not a huge hockey fan myself. I just figured it was like football and had 4 quarters haha. Well, now I know. I'll admit I was wrong, because obviously, I was wrong. Haha. Appreciate the subtly though, maybe no one else will notice!
iknowiwantyou 13
mcfeelii just shut up now
DanielleinDC 34
Depending on how he worded it, she may have thought he was asking her out. OP, at least you found out really quickly what a douchebag this guy is.
HowieDoIt 21
That's a sticky situation. I wonder if anyone has ever used that one before! Ice see I'm about to be killed, so i'll get the puck out!
EpicSquishii 21
killed?
mario2012 18
More like slaughtered.
dweeds508 24
You're trying too hard, #4
andrew6p 19
Definitely not a date.
naxeeb 33
Probably not. Besides, I don't think it would've been a good idea anyway.
thatonegirlnic 10
Date or no date, go to the game. It's hockey. Do it. Win-win
Axipiter 24
A million times agreed.
tegraturbo2000 15
You guys must be canadian aye lol
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Yes #16, because only Canadians enjoy hockey. *faceplam*
SgtAssCheeks 21
dat "aye lol" though...
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Just saw my horrible grammar mistake...now I truly am facepalming.
LittleRed79 39
16, if you're going to stereotype at least get it right...we spell it "eh" Just trying to be a helpful Canadian ;)
thatonegirlnic 10
Actually, I'm a Cali girl. Sorry to disappoint your narrow-minded stereotype :)
Shrouds 14
gokingsgo
bigwiensch 15
even if you don't have a date you can still play the hockey pokey
HowieDoIt 21
I should have taken this advice before buying Green Day tickets. Too bad they sold out.
littlexlune 16
He sounds like a tool anyway.
Casp 4
How does this make him a tool?
NoMore_CoolNames 14
How? He never said he wanted to be at the game with her. I asked somebody w few hours ago if they wanna go the Iron Bowl this year, I never said why.
papayeya 18
it seems not.. but if it is a date then he is ome cheap guy to ask a girl for adate n let her pay her bill (Ticket) -_-
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
God forbid that a woman may ever want to pay for herself, right?
RedPillSucks 33
see comment #19
Casp 4
Pretty sure #23 isn't talking about the seating arrangement when buying tickets, but more poking fun at the idea of how some people still expect men to always pay for everything when it comes to dates.
speckledots 29
While I agree that men shouldn't have to pay for everything and women should put forth some funds, I also believe that the person asking the other out, should be the person paying. Its rude to ask a person out and then tell them to pay for themselves. if she were to invite him somewhere, she should be the one to paying as well.
horneyhic 15
So in other words since men are expected to do the asking they should pay 95% of the time
OptimusVader 23
I think men should pay for the first date. Then if you date steadily, or at least a few more times, the woman should chip in too. Me and my boyfriend split bills all the time, or one of us pays in full. Equal effort.
lerenard_fml 5
Everyone has a different take on this, so it is really just a matter of dating someone who agrees. Before we married, my boyfriend payed 100% on all of our dates. We are in our 20's too, not old fashioned. I would just have a hard time finding a guy attractive that straight up asked for money towards a date...but I have no objections to doing free things on a date either.