Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML
Today, I was in the bus on my way home. I was reading a book, and drops of something were getting all over it. It was the man sitting next to me who was asleep and drooling. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML
Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the train after a long day. I woke up to find that I’d been drooling onto the shoulder of the stranger next to me for at least three stops. He said nothing, but when I stood up, there was a wet patch shaped like my face on his sleeve. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus and when I woke up, I found out that I missed my stop by ten stops and I was on the last bus of the night. And, to make matters worse, a drunk hobo was sitting next to me with a beer in one hand and was rubbing my leg with the other. FML
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Top comments
itsalanis 25
Hmm, seems like a good ice breaker, lol.
g0ldenb0nes 6
He must not have cared too much if he hadn't moved. If a stranger fell asleep on me the first thing I'd do was move.
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Comments (131)
NIRVANA1990s 1
well at least you had a good excuse to rest on a hot guys shoulder :)
Feared 9
"Your shoulders look dry. Let me just drool on them for you."
TheDrifter 24
If he was upset about it, he would have woken op up right away. Go for it girl.
LoganBurrito 6
9- and that makes up for 3. Good job!
iTz_x_BurneddPs3 0
Hey I just woke up here, and this is crazy.. But here's me number, so call me maybe?
happle 21
49- **** you.
riax 9
Exactly! And he didn't wake her up, and just let her drool on him, how sweet!! :)
humorizer 14
Smokers these days... They do their bad habit even when they're having a fever. :/
KrazieKleo 13
66- wtf are you talking about? At least comment on the right FML -.-
onlychildFTW 34
But he was smoking so it gets rid of all the hotness. Or at least that's for me.
L_Lovegood 19
In this case, "smoking hot", means "ridiculously goodlooking".
Milf6969 1
He was smoking hot not smoking on the bus
Link5794 18
**** you, 49.
ben20262 7
wasnt Kurt Cobain quoting willie nelson when he said that?
itsalanis 25
Hmm, seems like a good ice breaker, lol.
Doortje 30
Exactly! "I'm so sorry, let me make it up to you and buy you coffee".
Drigr 9
Especially since I think its safe to say he didn't care THAT much, or he would've woken her up.
ilovesuju 10
At least he didn't wake you up to get you off!
xoconnie 8
while you were sleeping or when u realized he was hot? lol imagine OP waking up, seeing him and suddenly drool starts coming out of her mouth hahaha
enchi999 8
At least he let you keep resting there.
rainbowglass 5
I once fell asleep on the bus and woke up to a lady pushing my head off her shoulders. She was still upset, despite how many times I apologized. At least your headrest was a lot more accommodating! :)
g0ldenb0nes 6
He must not have cared too much if he hadn't moved. If a stranger fell asleep on me the first thing I'd do was move.
Octain 13
Agreed(:
ebdeadaccount 11
There's a thumbs up button for that.
thatsvintage 6
Did you get his number?
Feared 9
It's better than being on a date with a sexy guy, and sharting when you try to let out a silent fart.
StanSmith_fml 9
Isn't that reference from an FML from like 3 months ago?
Rowdey 10
Oh really?
XtraEzeee 8
It's also better than being on a date, wanting to say something, but then getting your head chopped off in the park. But I don't see how either of our scenarios are relevant.
Feared 9
They are relevant considering they are both awkward scenarios that happen around guys...obviously.
GhettoXmuffin 7
Wait..
Dadothy 8
I don't always drool when I sleep, but when I do I make sure it's on random people on buses.
LoganBurrito 6
I don't always post overused jokes and swear, but when I do, ****.
Trisha_aus 15
Mr. Burrito, you're doing it wrong
LoganBurrito 6
Not again! Damnit table! (?°?°??? ??? You said it would be funny this time!
LoganBurrito 6
And you lied to me about those characters working on FML! Screw it, from now on I'm eating dinner on my water bed.
LoganBurrito 6
A lot :3 I'm having fun though, so sorry if I forgot to care about what random people that I don't know think of me. Bring on more thumbs down! I've been on a losing streak lately, so I wanna try to break my negative record on these failed comments.
kikidi 6
Random hot people.
lonkite101 14
I know of I was that guy I'd be flattered.
lonkite101 14
Sorry *if
caplox 6
"its not what it looks like!"
william8691 10
At least you didnt fall asleep with your face in his crotch.
PeytonBieda 8
I totally would have.