Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, I was fired for job abandonment. Yesterday, my boss told me to go home early because we were so slow. After I reminded him, he laughed and said, "Oh yeah... You're still fired." FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, my boss wrote me up for saying "pissed" in front of a client. This is the same boss who nearly pissed himself laughing when a client made an extremely off-color Holocaust joke a few weeks ago, in front of half the department. FML
Today, I got fired. My coworker decided to imitate my voice, stand outside of my boss's office door, and say insulting things about his daughter. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
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DarkDaedalus009 8
What an asshole he can't do that just for that reason
feldco1 17
Maybe his ex wife had a really deep laugh..
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Comments (130)
CrewBoy 10
Go **** his ex wife and send him the video.
WritingWrongs 8
You know, I have read quite a few of your comments and I have to say, they are all well thought out, intelligent, cogent and mature. I'm a big fan. (Internet sarcasm).
CrewBoy 10
Yes, because well thought out, cogent, and "mature" are what you look for on a web page called "fmylife"... Kid, you need to get out more. You my friend sound like someone who believes that they are 20 times smarter than they actually are. Grow Up, have some fun. Cheers.
Grimmerie 31
50, 41 is only two years younger than you. Calling them "kid" just makes you look like a douchenozzle. Yeah, 41 called you out on your shitty comment. So what? Think of a better one next time. It's honestly that simple.
missyj0 12
lol douchenozzle. I'm gonna use that.
WiseGuy79 14
What a craptastic boss you had... The only person who should ever be fired for their laugh is Fran Drescher - That bitch could cause a mass suicide simply by laughing out loud haha
WritingWrongs 8
I dont know, have you heard jon cryer's real laugh?
pokefan813 16
28 not suicide, self destruct. *points at my name*
KiddNYC1O 22
One of my guy coworkers laughs like a witch. So funny. He's cool, though.
Enslaved 38
Your laugh probably reminds him of all the alimony he must shell out every month! Such a stab in the heart. . . and pocket! :P
olpally 33
Lawsuit for wrongful termination??? That's such bs... You need mother ****** jones!
khriss_khriss 7
What an ass
san251 10
Damn that isn't even a legitimate reason to fire any one...you know you can threaten to sue and you can get a raise and your job back. Similar Happened to my brother and that's what he did.
antixx101 0
It's never too late to perfect your evil laugh! Go now young grasshopper!
ProtectTheVibe 2
maybe his ex wife's laugh sounded like a dude's o.O
Posthuman 26
The bosses wife only left him because he was looking at virgin boy assholes. Don't feel bad op. You still get the last laugh :)
Posthuman 26
*boss's
qwillis98 20
xD nice reference!
Posthuman 26
Thanks :3