Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, I was fired for job abandonment. Yesterday, my boss told me to go home early because we were so slow. After I reminded him, he laughed and said, "Oh yeah... You're still fired." FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, my boss wrote me up for saying "pissed" in front of a client. This is the same boss who nearly pissed himself laughing when a client made an extremely off-color Holocaust joke a few weeks ago, in front of half the department. FML
Today, I got fired. My coworker decided to imitate my voice, stand outside of my boss's office door, and say insulting things about his daughter. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
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DarkDaedalus009 8
What an asshole he can't do that just for that reason
feldco1 17
Maybe his ex wife had a really deep laugh..
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Comments (130)
Allyzabell 5
Sue him, he can't fire you for no reason, or for that reason as a matter of fact. As long as you do your job correctly, he doesn't have the power to do so. The company will have to pay your lawyer, a large sum of money for unjustified lay off and your boss will get fired for mixing his personal life with his job. A plus is that the company will have to offer you your job back with a raise and you can refuse it and get yourself a better job. I'm a lawyer so I know what I'm talking about.
maverick1752 16
manly ex-wife?
Old_Iron_Sides 6
Maybe his exwife was actually a man?
Metallica36176 16
He was looking for a reason and just decided to fire you by being a dick. And I'm pretty sure he cant fire you for that. Fight back.
greeneyebeauty9 28
he's obviously not very professional. sorry OP.
greeneyebeauty9 28
...or maybe it wasn't really his 'wife' if you get what i'm saying.....
bbokipoki 2
Wow. No wonder he has an EXwife. He is an ass
iilovecokee 6
Apparently labour laws and Unions don't exist for many OPs on FML.
mikeofthunder 13
It's simple. Find out if you signed the disclaimer and if not take him to court! If you have or you lose the legal battle, I know a guy..
Mademoiselle_fml 34
Well this obviously means that his ex-wife has a really deep voice :p on the optimistic side, anyway... And I won't give you any advice because there are plenty of helpful comments already. Good luck OP.