Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
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Today, after a month at my new job, my boss fired me because I didn't have enough experience. She hired me with full knowledge of this fact. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML
Bye!
Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML
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Tripartita 45
Neat, an FML that makes me sick to my stomach with no detailed imagery of something gross.
moomimamoo 24
Sorry you ever wasted any time working for that man, OP. :(
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moomimamoo 24
Sorry you ever wasted any time working for that man, OP. :(
Ms_ValS 27
Big mistake on your boss' part. Not only is it idiotic for obvious reasons, he will also soon realise just how spoiled, and therefore likely lazy, his girlfriend really is. And she will realise that this whole "working" thing isn't as fun as getting her boyfriend to get stuff for her.
eyepuppy 31
#19, you assume that the girlfriend does not already work there.Shhe could have come from a different department in the same company. Either way, that's an awful thing to have to go through OP.
isnobodyhere 32
Seems like you shouldn't be working for that jerk anyway!
wyleanda 18
file a lawsuit on the base of wrongful excuse of termination.
syki 22
Georgia's an at-will state, so no luck there. :( At least OP might get severance, and if not that, an easier time filing for unemployment, if necessary. That boss is such a douchenozzle.
syki 22
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought that was the exact definition of at-will. Federal law only covers discrimination based on certain grounds, and even then it's not applicable if the company has less than 15 people.
MyCommentsSuck 21
As someone who lives and works in Georgia, you can be fired for any reason other than a federally protected reason(religion, race, sex, sexual orientation). That means that the company/boss was well within the law to fire him and hire/promote his own gf. As long as the company can prove that it wasn't for one of the reasons protected under the Equal Opportunity act then there's nothing that can be done about it except filing a complaint with someone higher up and pursuing severance/unemployment/new employment.
engineerosaurus 26
Federal law prohibits discrimination on the basis of sex. Hiring your girlfriend is an Equal Employment Opportunity Act violation, and subjects you to action by the EEOC. The reason being that it creates a "quid pro quo" form of sex discrimination: the hire is based on the fact you're having sex with the person rather than their merits for the position. For this reason, most companies expressly prohibit you from hiring anyone you have any sort of romantic connection to, or from having a romantic connection with a superior. This is definitely actionable, even in Georgia.
engineerosaurus 26
The EEOC has successfully prosecuted civil discrimination cases based on both inappropriate same-sex and opposite-sex relationships. The sex of the harasser and victim don't make any difference in the applicability of the law, only that sex is the reason for workplace behavior. Someone can still (sadly) fire you because you're LGBT, but not because they prefer their LGBT partner for sexual reasons, or fire you for refusing sexual advances/harassment.
masschris 17
Isnt that a conflict of intrest?
allforfun 23
Depends on the company's policy
MortenM 17
And clearly OP wasn't able to deliver what the boss wanted
laden_swallow09 35
What are you talking about, 50? ******** under the desk? OP obviously knows how to do the job right.
aggie92 2
You should start dating his boss. Maybe you can get promoted. ;)
Tripartita 45
Neat, an FML that makes me sick to my stomach with no detailed imagery of something gross.
whatarethisss 23
The boss will come to his senses (hopefully) when the gf doesn't do the job right.
Delta_0DST 12
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MandieL 27
17, even if "he came to his senses", I wouldn't want to work for him again.
Tyrez 32
You haven't been here long have you?
thejonac 21
what an asshole. he should know to draw a clear line between his personal and work life.
uchua 16
He did, it's just such a 'clear' line it's invisible. *ba dun tsss*
senor_octubre 24
I'm like 92% sure that he can't fire you without a legitimate reason. Also if it's not a family owned business which he is the owner of, hiring relatives or significant others is a conflict of interest and you could take it up with the HR of your company or his higher ups.
Dale_shackleford 13
I'm not positive, but I'd imagine that Georgia is an at will employment state, which basically means as long as his boss didn't specifically say that OP was fired because he was black or gay or something, there is nothing he did that was illegal. Hiring the GF might go against company policy so op still might have some grounds to complain.
TheNewGuy03 29
This is the most blatant case of nepotism I have ever heard of. It's so blatant that it adheres directly to the dictionary definition of the word. In actuality, your ex-boss is an obtuse sonofabitch. It's going to bite him in the asshole sooner rather than later, and he's going to wind up with quite the quandary on his hands. While it's a blessing (in a sense) to not have to be embroiled in potential workplace drama, you did just lose a job for a terrible reason, and, if it's not at-will employment, then you should check your labor law and see what you can do.
domolovesyoshi 33
Nepotism: the practice among those with power or influence of favouring relatives or friends, especially by giving them jobs. You are 100% correct
engineerosaurus 26
You can fire without reason, but you can't fire when sex is the reason. In this case, it clearly is. Sex discrimination law at the federal level has been read by courts to include favoring a romantic partner over another person on the basis of the relationship.
PuppiesKisses 19
Wow that's really messed up. Some states have laws against something like that but you would have to contact a local labor law attorney to find out.
Jon123M 12
Wow I hope you report him that sucks