Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, I was fired for job abandonment. Yesterday, my boss told me to go home early because we were so slow. After I reminded him, he laughed and said, "Oh yeah... You're still fired." FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, my boss wrote me up for saying "pissed" in front of a client. This is the same boss who nearly pissed himself laughing when a client made an extremely off-color Holocaust joke a few weeks ago, in front of half the department. FML
Today, I got fired. My coworker decided to imitate my voice, stand outside of my boss's office door, and say insulting things about his daughter. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
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Top comments
DarkDaedalus009 8
What an asshole he can't do that just for that reason
feldco1 17
Maybe his ex wife had a really deep laugh..
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Comments (130)
thejewishfuhrer 17
Should've started laughing and demanding to get more in your divorce settlement... Errr I mean severance package.
DocBastard 40
Well isn't that funny...Not funny like "Ha ha" but funny like "Wow, your boss is an assclown and deserves to be punched in the neck".
ICastillo 25
Ya The boss needs to get Falcon punched in the face.
boating_guy 33
in the jugular.
alycion 39
Beat down like a baby seal?
nukeacat 9
^Dude, not cool.
fmlallthetyme 23
I'm laughing in my custom baby seal leather boots right now
flockz 20
maybe she laughed at his insecurities about the size of his penis in her hands.
davelc 1
Umm dude go report his to equal opportunity he can't legally fire you for that hope you have a whiteness it'll be even easier
ga25ter 5
Laugh like a man, pussy.
blackcherries 5
Maybe his ex wife was an ex guy? :/ anyway that's pretty shitty :( glad they can't fire you just for your laugh in France I'd be screwed else! Hope it's not too difficult finding another job over there than it is here!
Pandacupcakelove 26
What? He can't possibly be allowed to do that! Report him.
Tezoma 28
Crotch-stomp him on the way out and I'm sure he'll sound like a woman for awhile as well. Just kidding. Violence is rarely the answer.
courtz94 24
Either you laugh like a woman or she laughs like a man. It truly could go either way.
deathy94 14
He's probably mad that his ex-wife had her wedding ring sucked on their son's penis or maybe she got man hands and he has a small dick. Either FYL.... You should sew for getting fired without a real excuse and not getting warned earlier.
kittytub 12
if you're "sewing" for getting fired, make me a blanket :3
Werken247 14
if you're sewing I have some socks that need to be darned