Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, I was fired for job abandonment. Yesterday, my boss told me to go home early because we were so slow. After I reminded him, he laughed and said, "Oh yeah... You're still fired." FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, my boss wrote me up for saying "pissed" in front of a client. This is the same boss who nearly pissed himself laughing when a client made an extremely off-color Holocaust joke a few weeks ago, in front of half the department. FML
Today, I got fired. My coworker decided to imitate my voice, stand outside of my boss's office door, and say insulting things about his daughter. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
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DarkDaedalus009 8
What an asshole he can't do that just for that reason
feldco1 17
Maybe his ex wife had a really deep laugh..
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Comments (130)
bellatrix0805 2
Well either she laughed like a guy or you laugh like a girl
Accuraxy 10
I still don't see how that is a reason to fire someone. Sorry OP:(
lonely_heart_89 6
Sue him for wrongful termination!!
llama612 27
yeah you can't be fired because of that, take it up with your union or your bosses boss. It sucks your boss probs just got divorced but he can't just fire you because you have the same laugh as his ex wife.
kyat288 9
Probably broke up with his wife because she sounded too manly... You better hope to hell it's that one
thathipsterchick 2
*le giggle*
UncleMuscles 5
His wife must've been a handsome woman.
CuriousAlien 7
Well since you're already fired. Tell him you remind him of your gay neighbor. (even if you don't have one.)
pantalonesnegras 2
Wrongful dismissal...... If you can prove it.
beautifulbeau 4
Not sure if this is an FML because you have a woman's laugh, or the fact that you got fired.