Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, I was fired for job abandonment. Yesterday, my boss told me to go home early because we were so slow. After I reminded him, he laughed and said, "Oh yeah... You're still fired." FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, my boss wrote me up for saying "pissed" in front of a client. This is the same boss who nearly pissed himself laughing when a client made an extremely off-color Holocaust joke a few weeks ago, in front of half the department. FML
Today, I got fired. My coworker decided to imitate my voice, stand outside of my boss's office door, and say insulting things about his daughter. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
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DarkDaedalus009 8
What an asshole he can't do that just for that reason
feldco1 17
Maybe his ex wife had a really deep laugh..
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Comments (130)
panakuukanap 0
sue him
MuseFan1991 14
matt bellamy has a really girly laugh and he's awesome. don't sweat it OP
SWhimsynBubbaS 14
Maybe his ex-wife had a manly voice?
daizey 4
Whatever happened to professionalism and keeping your personal shitty life out of your Joni's ride that asshole for every penny of unemployment and sue his ass for wrongful termination.
DaSandman 9
I see a lot of these FML's here... i don't get how they can do that. In my country, someone can't simply fire you for a dumb ass reason like that. There have to be good arguments before they can fire an employee. Still, they make up BS arguments, but this is just ridiculous.
soovyl 18
Don't take it too hard; maybe that's why it's his EX wife. Cuz she laughed like a man