Today, I discovered that the vitamin I've been taking for hair growth actually works really well. Unfortunately, it only works on my leg hair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's been almost two months that I've been taking hair, skin and nails vitamins. The only thing growing noticeably longer, faster, stronger, and healthier are my pubes. I've never sheared a sheep before, but I imagine the maintenance I just did was comparable. FML
Today, it's been three weeks since I started using a hair-growth shampoo in the hopes of combating my balding. All it's done so far is make the hair I do have monstrously bushy, both upstairs and down. FML
Today, after taking hair growth pills and using hair growth medicated shampoos, I have not seen any different in my thinning hair. Can't say the same about the hair sprouting on my knuckles, chin, and toes. My pubes are very thick, silky, and luscious thanks to the treatment. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I have alopecia areata and I constantly have reappearing bald spots all over my head. I cannot properly grow a beard, and one of my eyes has no eyelashes. However, my nose hair seems to grow at the rate of an old man on biotin. FML
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML
Today, I have really big insecurities, and the ONLY thing I like about myself is my hair. I got it permed yesterday, and just now I used shampoo on it, and my hair is falling out. All 12” of it. FML
Today, I decided to try a new hair removal cream. Turns out, I'm allergic to it. My face now looks like a tomato with eyebrows. FML
Today, I started growing hair on my upper lip. I'm finally becoming a man! Too bad I'm a 17 year old girl. FML
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
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jadeleepenguin 29
Shave it off and turn it into a wig
sugarshugar 11
Now you can run around naked without violating public decency laws
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jadeleepenguin 29
Shave it off and turn it into a wig
MikaykayUnicorn 36
Sorry to threadjack, but try coconut oil on your scalp OP. It speeds up hair growth for some people. Not everyone, though.
strange_ness 16
Just use nair(hair removal cream) or wax it
Brandi_Faith 34
The problem isn't just the amount of hair, but that it's growing in super fast now. So op could wax it, but she may be booking wax appointments every week or something, which is a pain and can get expensive. I totally feel your pain op. My hair grows super fast, on my head too which is nice, but unfortunately that means I have to shave like every second day if I want smooth legs.
sugarshugar 11
Now you can run around naked without violating public decency laws
capnjacksparrow 7
How tf is this the conclusion you jump to???
Andrew6499 21
You're in a pretty hairy situation
ABlindMan 17
There were much better puns, and as OP pointed out, the LACK of hair growth is the problem here.
ABlindMan 17
I mean sure down vote this for no particular reason. It's not like OP was actually trying to grow hair in one spot yet it's growing where they don't want it.
Roxas_hearts 27
leg so hot hot hot leg leg so hot u can fry an egg
illmatica 17
Get a toupee
abbyade 21
Probably discontinue that vitamin and try other alternatives. Reading reviews and maybe (if available) randomised controlled trials always help.
yerawizardlizzy 27
If it makes you feel any better, I thought you were going to name another location on your body.
emeraldisle 30
Perhaps it's time to stop taking the vitamins.
DaniealThePope 18
At least your legs will stay warm during winter.