Today, I found out my boyfriend of 3 years has a 'Close Friends' restriction on his Instagram stories. I’m not included in that restriction. Upon asking about it during dinner, he knocked stuff off the table, told me to “stop worrying about petty shit so much,” and stormed out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
Today, my boyfriend blocked me on Facebook. He said he's restricting it to only close family and cousins. He doesn't understand why I'm upset. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years is cheating on me. A friend had brought this to my attention. She was under the impression that we broke up because she’d seen stories of him and another woman. I found out he changed his story settings to hide the specific posts with that other woman from me only. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is still liking other semi-naked girls at Instagram, even though I'd told him a month ago that it makes me feel insecure. It's time to say goodbye to him; I can't find a man with integrity. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of three months only posts me on his Close Friends stories instead of his main stories, because he’s afraid of hurting his close female friend who he'd put in the friendzone. Apparently, she can’t stand him moving on with me. He values her opinion more than his relationship with me. FML
Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of a year is talking to another woman on Instagram. When I go to bed, he talks to her until 2-3am, and while I’m at work too, all day long. Their conversations are friendly, but he seems more enthusiastic with her than me. This explains why he doesn’t feature me in his stories and posts. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend went "social media official" with another girl. He dumped me less than 24 hours ago for forgetting to get utensils for our takeout. Now I know why he’s been systematically picking fights and getting irrationally angry over minuscule things for the past three months. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend posted a status, ranting about how social media ruins relationships and that you can’t have friends anymore without people “hatin’ and shit.” He conveniently left out the part where he and my best friend were sexting via Instagram DMs and got caught. FML
Today, I once again confronted my boyfriend about tagging the girl he told me not to worry about in boyfriend/girlfriend memes on Facebook instead of me. He told me I was overreacting and, “it’s just social media!” He told me he’ll dump me if I bring it up again. We’ve been together for a year and a half. FML
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mike3775 39
If that’s not enough for you to ditch him now, I don’t know what is
Anderling 33
Girl, he’s either cheating, planning to cheat, or hiding some sort of white supremacy bull. Run, don’t walk.
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mike3775 39
If that’s not enough for you to ditch him now, I don’t know what is
Anderling 33
Girl, he’s either cheating, planning to cheat, or hiding some sort of white supremacy bull. Run, don’t walk.
poopface82 25
That or something so incredibly nerdy and esoteric it would be impossible to explain. In that case…probably still get out. Especially if it’s My Little Pony.
Hangryko 32
Get out now.
JackWood 21
This can't be the first red flag in 3 years. He's hiding something and if that's not enough then you can rest assured that what he is hiding is enough. It's either stories of him and you or him and some other woman.
ODBeefalo 10
not knowing either of you, either he is paranoid (cheating) or you worry about petty shit too often. either way, you should find out which it is and handle the situation. too many people are paranoid for shitty reasons, and too many people obses over petty shit way too often to accurately jump to conclusions.
mambamami15 2
get a close friends post hot pics of your self ppl will comment the notification will pop up on your phone he’ll get jealous