Anonymous
Athens, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and actually mean it. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, my Mom found out that I've been intimate with one of my best friends in the past. We used protection, it never went anywhere, and we ended it amicably, but she still gave me a huge lecture. Later, she high-fived and congratulated him. FML
fmlskank93
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she wanted to do my dad, she wasn't kidding. She accomplished her mission in my bed after school. FML
Heartbroken
United States
She's got it going on!
Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
thatisnotcool45
Canada
Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML
Anonymous
San Jacinto, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while at a party playing Truth or Dare, I found out my best friend fantasizes about having sex with my 51 year old mother. The rest of the guys at the party then nodded in agreement and thus spawned a group conversation about how "screwable" my mom is. FML
Anonymous
United States
Bigmouth strikes again
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, my mom told me that she heard me and my best friend in my room grunting and talking about how hard we were. She said she loved me and accepted me no matter what. Thanks mom, but we were working out. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
ShouldICallYouDaddy
Grantham, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Small world
Today, I discovered that the "hot, slutty, woman" my roommate has been dating is my mom. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
Top comments
Rkikkas9713 25
The only logical thing to do now is to **** his mother.
EvilLittleGirl 24
when "yo momma" jokes are too realistic....
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Comments (145)
big_al69 8
hi
pitapizzaparty 18
MILF
Steve_Dudley_UK 10
Ask him how long he lasted then tell him you were in there nine months.
ApplePie1994 27
Mother ******.
zykrithium 22
It's ****** that he boned your mom, but it's also ****** that your mom ****** him too. It takes two to tango, OP.
yosico22 16
Speechless.....he's probably your dad also.
fantasyworld 39
That's just weird.
secondcitystyles 19
That makes him a ************ now, doesn't it?
NostalgiaFreak9 43
That ************, no but seriously, I would beat him up.
mthurston 14
This made me think of the lonely island song "mother lover" w/ Justin Timberlake