Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML
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Today, my girlfriend hasn't spoken to me in a week, so I gave her a call. No reply. I texted her, and got a text back saying: "Sorry, dude. Better luck next time!" FML
Today, my girlfriend told me on Facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from Facebook for iPhone." FML
Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML
Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML
Today, I found my phone under the car seat after three days. I flipped it open ready to issue apologies to everyone who had tried to get in touch with me and I had worried. No missed calls. FML
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML
Today, I lost my phone. I called the number from my friend's phone, hoping I could find it. A guy answered, laughed "Thanks for the phone!" and hung up. FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
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Expertfail 0
Could have been a stranger who had picked up the phone, not knowing what to say to a random stranger and thinking a vaguely witty 'Nope!' would be the best way to solve the situation and to, sort of, be helpful? Optimistic, but I'll be the first to put it out there.
Zhejan 0
Wow, you're so dump!
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Comments (110)
lolhaha118118 0
wow, dumb her ass
Mr_Tuff_Guy 0
Dumb?
Starchild21 3
Well she can't exactly say "**** her ass" can she? :P Unless she meant "dump" then lol __________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
MangaFreakXxX 0
Maybe someone took her phone.
Zhejan 0
Wow, you're so dump!
Darksect0r13 0
I'm guessing this was a failed attempt at a play on words. :P
liveandletlive89 0
you did something wrongggggggg! do you not get that?!!?!
Reyo 2
Lol, such a smartass. I like her, she's a keeper.
Hazy_fml 0
#37: Yeah, because it's much more likely that somebody stole the phone, and definitely not a possibility that she was Lying.. /Sarcasm The #1 rule of telling a lie: Is you need to commit to it. She, quite obviously, did not.
thatone_dude 0
hey idiots here's a wild and crazy idea maybe it was stolen? dumbasses
xdevotchkax 0
that's what i thought. maybe someone stole it. *nodnod*
morgantia2011 4
Oorrr Maybe, just maybe, she got really mad and wanted you to leave her alone. Or maybe you're just that aggrivating?
soccerfreak878 0
lol @#128 and u could do soo much better dump that chick
phreshboi 1
dumb blonde moment there.... or she's just plain stupid either way she's a dumbfuck at that moment
Arenn21 0
I've done that before, she was just being a smart-ass. Not really an FML.
Robby41169 0
gf's seem to like talking to everyone buts their bf's ive realized
chippedipp 0
I know this is an old post, but i have to agree with #138. My ex always texted all the time when i was with her and always replied straight away, and when i wasnt around her, and texted her, i got an answer 2-3 hours later saying "busy, we'll talk later" and we didnt talk at all
chrisaleeh 0
Ouch that sucks sorry
zach5432 3
take a joke
Expertfail 0
Could have been a stranger who had picked up the phone, not knowing what to say to a random stranger and thinking a vaguely witty 'Nope!' would be the best way to solve the situation and to, sort of, be helpful? Optimistic, but I'll be the first to put it out there.
free2speak 14
i was just about to type that
schmidtty 0
i thought the same thing. it doesnt really mean its her texting back.
Brooklynxman 0
Thought this too. Just go meet her, then call her phone and if you hear it ringing, it was her.
isantorin 0
I was going to say that D: If I found a phone, that's what I'd do lol.
mylifeisfuckedd 0
yeah i was gonna say the same thing
krazygirl100 9
oh come on u are all being ignorent
adameeo 21
Exactly what I was thinking
njcochrane 0
She said she lost her phone? He would have no idea where she would be!
UmmOkThen 31
That didn't occur to me, but if that is the case it makes the situation even funnier.
redbluegreen 41
THEN WHO WAS PHONE!?
junaho 0
oh I see what you did thar
Clay_man 0
Next time you are with her, or in her house...RING THE DAMN PHONE!
haleyjames 0
She told you not to text her, then you did? Silly! ;) But I agree with "It could have been stolen/found and whoever took it replied." Hope that's the case!
dudeitsdanny 10
Exactly! No wonder she doesn't want him to text/call her. He doesn't listen! =D
BlockOfRedStone 25
Honestly if I was her I would have said "Nope" too as a joke. No reason to assume she's actually that dumb
Crunchy08 0
it honestly could have been someone who stole her phone and figured that would be the fastest answer...?
lolhaha118118 0
I MEANT DUMP NOT DUMB...
redbluegreen 41
Hey, chill girl. It's only FML, not your college thesis.
redbluegreen 41
I wish FML would count for college...
Egotistical 0
If it did count then Toxi and Plexi would be ranked the highest with a perfect GPA. Hola Toxi Hola Plexi You 2 ROK MY SOXS
redbluegreen 41
It's nice to know I'm not included.
Intoxicunt 6
Ego: Hola! Muchas gracias. =) Rachel, you are included when I say anything about FML users being cool! You're possibly at the top of the list.
redbluegreen 41
Mmm. I see, I see. Gah, I've been on FML too long. XD
theMIGHTYduck 0
sarcasm?
judgeymcjudge 0
Yeah... Seriously, how is this an FML? All I get from it is that the OP's girlfriend has a sense of humour.
sux_2_b_you 0
next time you guys are in the same room together dump her over text.
youreanidiot 0
the point was he just got dumped...