Today, my aunt came into the world. My 67 year-old grandfather married a 24 year-old woman who just gave birth to my new aunt, who is 18 years younger than me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my grandpa, a married high school teacher, got arrested for having an inappropriate relationship with a female student. Hearing the news, I called my grandma crying. Not only is he most likely going to jail, but in seven months I will have a new aunt who is eighteen years younger than me. FML
Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML
Today, my husband's daughter told us that she's 5 months pregnant. I'm going to be a step grandmother and I'm only 23 years old. FML
Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year-old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year-old uncle, and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML
Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML
Today, my daughter announced that she's pregnant. I'm going to be a 37 year-old grandmother. FML
Today, I became a grandmother. At 44 years-old. My son is 15. FML
Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML
Today, my 58 year-old mother told me she’s having a baby. Apparently she hasn’t started menopause yet, but assumed from her age she wouldn’t get pregnant when she started seeing a man she goes to bingo with. 58 years-old. My little brother/sister is going to be 36 years younger than me. FML
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strar009 0
some1hones 0
chill... I doubt that he is the father... she is probably ******* the pool guy
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ANTONKR 0
Sheet happens
Turtles_rock 0
That is soooo gross
Dcvictorious 0
I hope you listen to Auntie when she grows up, she's gonna have authority over you now, so wipe her ass and feed her extra breast milk
change_we_need_fml 0
ew that's gross! and highly innappropriate. what a freak.
getreadysetfml 0
i shuld feel glad for him, bcuz he is getn laid at that age (slow pace increasing clap*)
capthavoc123 0
...So? I'm giving you a YDI for making a big deal out of something that shouldn't matter.
rairai897 0
hey, idiot a YDI is for somthing that they deserved, not for somthing they made a deal out of, so the smart thing to say is FYL not YDI, they had no real control over this so they cant really deserve it, y not use ur brain and have a heart next time
smith314 0
that's alot like the story of how a man became his own grandfather... that is not an FML, it's a WIN!
Islander_fml 5
What's so creepy about this? The lady is 24 years old, not 14. By the time a lady is 24 years old, she can marry whoever she bloody pleases. Basically, here's how I see old men (60+) marrying younger women: Below 16: illegal Below 18: Woman being taken advantage of 18-21: Very unwise on the woman's part. 21+: The joke's on the man; the woman's probably marrying him in the hopes that he'll die soon.
invisiblerabbit 0
so? deal with it.
Sparkiee93 3
He became your grandfather at 25? Jeez your family makes babies at any point in life. XD