Today, my aunt came into the world. My 67 year-old grandfather married a 24 year-old woman who just gave birth to my new aunt, who is 18 years younger than me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my grandpa, a married high school teacher, got arrested for having an inappropriate relationship with a female student. Hearing the news, I called my grandma crying. Not only is he most likely going to jail, but in seven months I will have a new aunt who is eighteen years younger than me. FML
Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML
Today, my husband's daughter told us that she's 5 months pregnant. I'm going to be a step grandmother and I'm only 23 years old. FML
Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year-old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year-old uncle, and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML
Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML
Today, my daughter announced that she's pregnant. I'm going to be a 37 year-old grandmother. FML
Today, I became a grandmother. At 44 years-old. My son is 15. FML
Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML
Today, my 58 year-old mother told me she’s having a baby. Apparently she hasn’t started menopause yet, but assumed from her age she wouldn’t get pregnant when she started seeing a man she goes to bingo with. 58 years-old. My little brother/sister is going to be 36 years younger than me. FML
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strar009 0
some1hones 0
chill... I doubt that he is the father... she is probably ******* the pool guy
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teiso_fml 0
So what? You're not the first person to have an aunt or uncle who is younger than you. Also, the relationship between your grandfather and his wife is none of your business.
AshleyRose784 0
so what. you're an adult, quit your bitching and get on with life. my brother and my daughter are only 9 years apart, having relatives close in age is fairly common.
jonny2x4 0
Since no one else has mentioned it, HURRAY FOR VIAGRA!!!!!! Btw, is your step-gramma hot? She must be because she made a (soon-to-be) dead man cum.
CanadianQueer 0
... What you've described is absolutely sick and shameful. Although at 24 a woman is a legally consenting adult and their marriage is certainly valid, it's just ******* disgusting that a man would have the indecency to **** and marry someone who is young enough to be his granddaughter, and visa versa of course. Let's put things into perspective shall we: This man was 43 years old when his bride was born. He was past midlife when she was still being breast fed and having her ass wiped. That is just so awkward and embarrassing that I can scarcely imagine it. Not to mention what they are setting their child up for. What is the average life span of a man living in America? 78? So if he makes it that far, they can expect their child to loose her father at about 11 years old. That is just not fair to a child. I realize that things can happen to any family, but for Christ's sake, this man will probably be dead of old age before his daughter is even in high school! Is this okay where the OP lives? Does this happen on a regular basis? Because this is just so unreal to me.
1m_b0r3d 0
hehe...in the magical year of 1942 when the OP's grandfather was born the life expectancy for men in the US was 64.7 years so lets just call it 65 years....so technically he expired 2 years ago or is just above average. O.o But yeah apparently since 2004 the life expectancy for average male in the US is 76 years for a white male and 70 years for a black male. http://www.demog.berkeley.edu/~andrew/1918/figure2.html http://www.webmd.com/news/20060419/record-us-life-expectancy
rosanna28 0
wow amazing.. how on earth does that happen... aww good luck!
zmaro 0
OMFGLOL ur grandpas a freak and must be rich or edward cullen to attract a 24 year old woman. btw, thats a great aunt even worse
eric780 0
lol I have a nephew 10 years older than me :P
AnnoyingFlamingo 0
Who says you can't marry someone young. Technically we are all suposed to reproduce when we hit puberty. Society however thinks otherwise. Plus it is not the guys fault. People are usually attracted to a certain look no matter what age. The guy was thrilled a hot young girl wanted to go out with him. If he was 30, he would be called gay for not going out with her. If anything it is wrong on her part for not being attracted to a person closer to her age.
MouseyN 0
What's so terrible about that? Get over it.
dc_elite 0
thats disgusting aint he a little to old for that did he have to use viagra yuckkk