Today, my aunt came into the world. My 67 year-old grandfather married a 24 year-old woman who just gave birth to my new aunt, who is 18 years younger than me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandpa, a married high school teacher, got arrested for having an inappropriate relationship with a female student. Hearing the news, I called my grandma crying. Not only is he most likely going to jail, but in seven months I will have a new aunt who is eighteen years younger than me. FML
Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML
Today, my husband's daughter told us that she's 5 months pregnant. I'm going to be a step grandmother and I'm only 23 years old. FML
Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year-old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year-old uncle, and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML
Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML
Today, my daughter announced that she's pregnant. I'm going to be a 37 year-old grandmother. FML
Today, I became a grandmother. At 44 years-old. My son is 15. FML
Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML
Today, my 58 year-old mother told me she’s having a baby. Apparently she hasn’t started menopause yet, but assumed from her age she wouldn’t get pregnant when she started seeing a man she goes to bingo with. 58 years-old. My little brother/sister is going to be 36 years younger than me. FML
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strar009 0
some1hones 0
chill... I doubt that he is the father... she is probably ******* the pool guy
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HotSauce_fml 0
Kudos to him, now stop bitching.
MelanieP_fml 0
Well...you DO live in Alabama...
Armin_fml 0
Today, my aunt came.. WHY did you put suggestive dots there >_>
CowboysFan 0
Haha, that reminds me of You've Got Mail. Tom Hanks has like a 9 year old Aunt!
flyboy57 0
damn! your grandpa is big pimpin!
WorkThatButt 2
/popcorn
nonnymouse 0
Just remember, it's not your auntie's fault. She's just an innocent baby, and needs all the love she can get.
n0lovesongs 0
This is a fantastically-worded FML. You literally made my Monday with this. Thank you.
shakenbake93 0
hey!!! stfu about md
ushwia 4
Yeah but think of how messed up the kid will be in ten years... when daddy's 77! Someone's not going to go iceskating with his little princess... maybe he can teach her how to steal oatmeal from the other geriatric patients at the Home.