Today, my aunt came into the world. My 67 year-old grandfather married a 24 year-old woman who just gave birth to my new aunt, who is 18 years younger than me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandpa, a married high school teacher, got arrested for having an inappropriate relationship with a female student. Hearing the news, I called my grandma crying. Not only is he most likely going to jail, but in seven months I will have a new aunt who is eighteen years younger than me. FML
Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML
Today, my husband's daughter told us that she's 5 months pregnant. I'm going to be a step grandmother and I'm only 23 years old. FML
Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year-old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year-old uncle, and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML
Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML
Today, my daughter announced that she's pregnant. I'm going to be a 37 year-old grandmother. FML
Today, I became a grandmother. At 44 years-old. My son is 15. FML
Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML
Today, my 58 year-old mother told me she’s having a baby. Apparently she hasn’t started menopause yet, but assumed from her age she wouldn’t get pregnant when she started seeing a man she goes to bingo with. 58 years-old. My little brother/sister is going to be 36 years younger than me. FML
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strar009 0
some1hones 0
chill... I doubt that he is the father... she is probably ******* the pool guy
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Comments (243)
ghost0609 0
Your grandfather is a hero. *clap*
fmlvictim999 0
How is this an FML?
burbujas15 0
Well, it is Alabama...
1m_b0r3d 0
I can't believe that no one has mentioned this legendary name in here.... Hugh Hefner....born 1926 Sorry OP but Hugh still tops your grandpa
JellyMelly 0
weird. but obviously your cramps still got it... FYL
Quionic7 0
24? WHAT'S HIS SECRET?
stoobo 0
to #188, Hugh Hefner no longer has sex
amber_a_a1 0
my man is 34 years older than I.... get over it
fmylif3account 0
....who....cares.....she's just younger, treat her like she's younger kid! how would you like it if an older person in your family treated YOU like sh*t just for being born? I've stopped being surprised at how totally rude and hurtful people can be on the internet. Just embrace her as family. Who the hell knows you may even like her one day.
fmylif3account 0
....who....cares.....she's just younger, treat her like she's younger kid! how would you like it if an older person in your family treated YOU like crud just for being born? I've stopped being surprised at how totally rude and hurtful people can be on the internet. Just embrace her as family. Who the heck knows you may even like her one day. So what if *technically* she holds the title of aunt? She's a person. Her parents are people. And they're family. Have the self-respect to use your manners even if you don't agree with them. There's a lot of people in this world who won't agree with YOU, wouldn't it be nice if they were kind about it?