Today, my aunt came into the world. My 67 year-old grandfather married a 24 year-old woman who just gave birth to my new aunt, who is 18 years younger than me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandpa, a married high school teacher, got arrested for having an inappropriate relationship with a female student. Hearing the news, I called my grandma crying. Not only is he most likely going to jail, but in seven months I will have a new aunt who is eighteen years younger than me. FML
Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML
Today, my husband's daughter told us that she's 5 months pregnant. I'm going to be a step grandmother and I'm only 23 years old. FML
Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year-old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year-old uncle, and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML
Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML
Today, my daughter announced that she's pregnant. I'm going to be a 37 year-old grandmother. FML
Today, I became a grandmother. At 44 years-old. My son is 15. FML
Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML
Today, my 58 year-old mother told me she’s having a baby. Apparently she hasn’t started menopause yet, but assumed from her age she wouldn’t get pregnant when she started seeing a man she goes to bingo with. 58 years-old. My little brother/sister is going to be 36 years younger than me. FML
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strar009 0
some1hones 0
chill... I doubt that he is the father... she is probably ******* the pool guy
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movies12 0
**** you Monday!! :( y can't it be Friday!!
misspeg 0
props to ur grandfather for punching above his weight...bigtime!!!
Ohnothingreally 0
Pedophile grandpa?
perdix 31
A 24-year-old is a woman. For a 67-year-old to want a 24-year-old is not pedophilia. The term for it is: Normal. For the 24-year-old to accept his advances means either a) he's awesome or b) she's desperate.
kewlcat 0
awesome = rich
Cristaderzi 0
Like Ray Stevens sang He's his own Grandpa.,.LOL
NawaltheWall 4
Having an aunt who is younger than you isn't that uncommon. I'm a teen but many of my cousins are closer to my parents' age than mine, and some of their kids are older than me. Not really a big deal.
TrillianMcRed 0
Uhm.. It's not that bad really.. I have aunts and uncles younger than me too.. I wouldn't call this an FML!
Haitch 0
That's certainly... unconventional. But, c'mon, age is just a number. if I were you, I'd be hoping for that much game too when I'm 67. As long as the both of them are happy, STFU and get on with your life.
MandyPandy 4
Age is literally just a number. One of my friends is 17 years younger than his nephew, it's life, get over it.
Jujube93 0
Congrats. You should be happy tho. granted it's a little out of the ordinary but still a baby was born new life came and joined the rest of the living. but eewwww on the 24 yr old and 67 I just got a pretty nasty mental image...
ragdollxox 0
the age difference is kind of creepy, but you should be happy :) my grandmother is older than her aunt by 15 years, but they have a wonderful relationship