Today, my aunt came into the world. My 67 year-old grandfather married a 24 year-old woman who just gave birth to my new aunt, who is 18 years younger than me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my grandpa, a married high school teacher, got arrested for having an inappropriate relationship with a female student. Hearing the news, I called my grandma crying. Not only is he most likely going to jail, but in seven months I will have a new aunt who is eighteen years younger than me. FML
Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML
Today, my husband's daughter told us that she's 5 months pregnant. I'm going to be a step grandmother and I'm only 23 years old. FML
Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year-old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year-old uncle, and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML
Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML
Today, my daughter announced that she's pregnant. I'm going to be a 37 year-old grandmother. FML
Today, I became a grandmother. At 44 years-old. My son is 15. FML
Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML
Today, my 58 year-old mother told me she’s having a baby. Apparently she hasn’t started menopause yet, but assumed from her age she wouldn’t get pregnant when she started seeing a man she goes to bingo with. 58 years-old. My little brother/sister is going to be 36 years younger than me. FML
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strar009 0
some1hones 0
chill... I doubt that he is the father... she is probably ******* the pool guy
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Comments (243)
fudrick 0
GILF!
dspadres 0
I'd be more concerned with what a young girl like that wants with your grandfather. Can you say Anna Nicole Smith?
lebrockshard 10
Ewwwwwwww... this should be on the jerry springer show!!!
Syn_fml 0
Who cares? Your grandfather and his wife are happy, you should too. Stop your bitching, this isn't an FML.
lebrockshard 10
forgot to add FYL for sure!!!
meepmeep_fml 0
Why do you think this is an FML? Stop being such a ******* self-centered brat and consider your grandpa's feelings. It's an awkward situation to be in, but grow up and accept it. Congratulate your step-'grandmother' on the birth of their daughter and welcome them into the family. Everything isn't about you.
Inked2009 0
Shut the **** up. You are missing the point, a 60 something year old man with a 24 year old. They have a baby that is DISGUSTING, robbing the cradle!
fatherpunk 1
meepmeep is probably in the same situation. An old man chasing after 24 y/o girls. ;)
Chelss24 0
Pathetic comeback. But people who got so unnecessarily over-defensive amuse me, so thanks for that. You're my "fail" post for today.
OLOtheDemigodess 0
I disagree with the huge age difference between a couple simply because I feel terribly sorry for the child. Imagine the child in 15 years time - as a teenager, she'll have a dad who's 82. He might have even died by then, or before then. Or if he was alive... imagine how she'd be bullied at school, not to mention how weird and uncomfortable that situation would be... *shudders* I'm trying to imagine myself in that situation and it actually scares me :O So it's more of an FML for the baby... although I can still see how awkward a situation it would be for the OP
Iwannabetreo 11
This made me giggle.
HarrietPotter 1
Umm...that's unusual. Maybe a bit weird. Congratulations? Haha I can't imagine how I'd feel in your situation.
hudo 0
your grandfather is a badass
1m_b0r3d 0
well...what you could do is start calling the 24 year old grandmother....that should help...make her feel old