Today, I discovered a way to send a massive number of text messages to someone simultaneously, so I decided to do it to my friend as a prank. I quickly noticed that I forgot to disable the delivery notification feature. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out my best friend made a program to reply to my text messages with random sentences from a list. It took 15 minutes of texting before I finally noticed. FML
Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML
Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML
Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML
Nokia 3310 FTW
Today, while taking a rather large crap, I sent my sister a joking text saying, "I'm shitting my ass inside out." Turns out I sent it to my entire list of contacts. FML
Freudian slip
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
Risky move
Today, I sent a risky text to my crush and immediately put my phone on airplane mode so I wouldn’t spend the next hour anticipating and responding to his reply. I forgot I did this and spent the whole day thinking he was ignoring me, but when I switched it back on, I'd not received a single message. FML
Left on read
Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML
Understandably so
Today, after having insomnia and also being constantly woken in the middle of the night by spam texts, I turned my notifications off and fell asleep, forgetting I had done so - until a few days later when I discovered my friends two day-old text telling me he has incurable cancer. I've apologized profusely, but he’s ghosted me. FML
Surprised?
Today, I found out my friend has been texting my long distance boyfriend more than I do. When I confronted her about it, she confessed that it was because they had been planning a surprise appearance for me. I've never been surprised before, and I ruined my own surprise. FML
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Weirdo007 0
*Ding* sent. *Ding* sent. *Ding* sent. *Ding* sent. *Ding* sent. *Ding* sent. *Ding* sent. *Ding* sent. *Ding* sent.
daringtoride 27
Karma is a bitch, but she's a quick bitch too ;)
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notnertyelkcub 1
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Wouldn't be a problem if you weren't an ass hole.
Mideoyeo 12
I don't think you should call OP an asshole just because they were having a bit of fun with spamming.
aloring 14
Now why is he an ass hole if it was a joke? :(
gc327072 31
7- exactly, I troll all the time. I mean no harm, I'm just here to cause chronic lols.
Mideoyeo 12
19; I know what you mean, plus no friend really cares if you spam them unless they're busy and phones have a silent button for a reason C:
lilhellian 27
Try sending 30k to a feature phone. I litterally pissed myself from laughimg so hard from doing that to someone in class.
doubleddun 9
I don't get how it's such a big deal? It's just a little bit annoying getting lots of texts?
lilhellian 27
thousands upon thousands of messeges unable to do anything
perdix 31
#1, why do I find it so funny that you separated "asshole" into two words?
GuessWhatKids 13
34 - Is it just me who pictures a little kid who is uncomfortable with swearing whenever somebody says "ass hole"?
bladedrose 3
The trick is to send so many messages you overload their phone and it freezes or forcibly shuts down. They restart their phone and have it happen again, and again (minimum of 3 max of 5 or 6) ^.^ trust me they go from mildly annoyed to thermal Nuclear shit storm pretty quick!
adamcichuttek 2
NgIt's not really that funny. My cell phone broke from getting spammed with texts. Trolling is one thing hut you never put someones phone on the line lol
alycion 39
And not everyone has an unlimited text plan. A prank like that can get expensive quick.
DarthSekra 4
What do you live in the damn dark ages or something? A standard cell plan now comes with unlimited text
Mideoyeo 12
63; No, usually you have to pay a bit extra for unlimited. If an unlimited plan was the same as a limited cell phone plan I think everyone in the world would have unlimited texting plans.
notnertyelkcub 1
I'm 17. Please excuse any bad grammar on my part, I'm from Hawaii and Florida, two of the worst education areas in the U.S.A.
alycion 39
63 I do have unlimited but I know plenty of people who do not. It makes more financial sense to not pay for something that you don't use a lot. Every carrier is different and while many are making unlimited an affordable option, carriers know they are making money off of texts and data rather phone calls, so some still have unlimited at a high cost.
__Robin__x 6
I'm from Florida and I believe my grammar is batter than most Internet people.
Mideoyeo 12
Yes, your grammar sure is batter. Now lets take that batter and make some cookies.
michaelaranda 28
You are awesome
pinkalicious224 7
69- First off, why would you even say that? No one cares. Second, learn how to spell. I can't imagine that you have such good grammar if you cannot even spell better.
Mideoyeo 12
Jus disable that feature and continue? C:
528Alice491 3
The phone probably won't calm down long enough for them to get in there! Lol omg.
Carmstro 13
Hell, put it in another room if possible. We can live without our phones or a little while can't we? There's always the computer ;)
Weirdo007 0
*Ding* sent. *Ding* sent. *Ding* sent. *Ding* sent. *Ding* sent. *Ding* sent. *Ding* sent. *Ding* sent. *Ding* sent.
DKjazz 20
OP just ended up pranking himself.
gc327072 31
*ding* You've got mail! From: gc327072 Message: YDI!!
phatmcdoublewide 6
Haha that's funny ?
daringtoride 27
Karma is a bitch, but she's a quick bitch too ;)
NuTrees 9
Normally the bitch waits it out though. This time OPs friend received instantaneous payback.
zakkyzebra 11
Maybe Karma would be nice if we stopped calling her a bitch...
Inheritance 10
Karma you're not a bitch :D. Ok I'll be back on by the end of the day to inform you if it worked or not, toodels.
JellyBalls 18
Instant karma at its finest.
Tdrizzzzzly 19
So you text bombed yourself. Smooth.
EmazingLight 9
Nice thread jack.
bestnameright 14
I'd like to notify you you kinda deserved it for pulling the prank, that's a dick move!
Sulkiva 2
*Sigh* You're doing it wrong... -_-'
ICastillo 25
Hmmm jackass
angel_of_death55 7
What the **** I don't get it now I feel like taking a sh!t
olpally 33
Way to go, genius... Lol.. Troll failure!