sniffmyzebra
Medicine Hat, Canada
Today, my blind date tried to sell me a vacuum. I bought it. FML
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sniffmyzebra 14
Can't believe this was published! OP here, as some you said, the date really did suck. But my brand new vacuum sucks even more! Did I do it right? I'll leave.
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Top comments
odamaliekh 26
Sounds like the date really sucked!
keiNan_fml 35
he's got talent.
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Comments (56)
MedChew 19
Such a sucker
cole_tyler42 21
It was probably a Dyson. Attractive name AND great product.
gogo44444 28
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Well, did you buy it?
odamaliekh 26
Read the FML.
keiNan_fml 35
well, did you read the fml?
cheeeksss 29
Got lazy reading half way through the FML, did we?
SubparAtBest 23
Have you tried turning yourself on and off again?
gogo44444 28
Oh my god, I just saw the fml, it was 5:00 in the morning when I read this and I guess I blanked out because I swear I only saw "my bling date tried to sell me a vacuum" and I was in a hurry for the first few comments, I apologize sincerely
Jenniesaurus 14
Salesmen will do anything for commission these days...
odamaliekh 26
Sounds like the date really sucked!
Abhimanyu 14
Someone posted the same shit before -_-
keiNan_fml 35
he's got talent.
MrsPegg 45
Damn straight. That's one helluva salesman.
iwanttogotoparis 26
Raw talent
Sicxlilsis 16
He sucked your money
kalaise 6
Moron
ellabellaboom 24
He didn't try, he SUCKceeded in selling you the vacuum.................I'm sorry...I'm new here :(