Today, my apparently insane and now ex-girlfriend actually claimed she didn't technically cheat on me, because she set her Facebook relationship to "single" before screwing my brother. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a call from an ex, demanding to know why my Facebook relationship status was set as married. I got married a few months ago, and I quietly explained this to her. My wife overheard and now thinks I've been cheating all along. FML
Today, the girl who I was in love with for almost seven years listed me on facebook as her "Brother." FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I hooked up with my ex-girlfriend, after she confessed to still being in love with me. I logged into Facebook after she left, only to find her status set to "I think I just made a big mistake." FML
Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML
Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures where we were together, added her new boyfriend to her friends, and changed her status to, "I'm so happy". FML
Today, I was talking to my ex. After pouring my heart out to her, saying we were meant for each other, she looked at me and said, "Don't bother, I've already slept with your brother." FML
Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML
Today, my husband argued that it's not cheating if he's using his brother's Facebook account to talk to other women, because they think it's him. FML
Today, my now-ex broke up with me after alleging that I cheated on her. I didn't do anything, for the record. When I told my sister about it, she showed me a screenshot of an Instagram story where my ex was tagged, two weeks before leaving me. My ex was actually making out with another dude. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
I'd be more upset at your brother's betrayal. He had equal part in this too.
toaster87 19
Time to set your relation status to single and your siblings to none!
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Comments (93)
ProSwimmerFL 16
Read your brother the bro code for crying out loud
x23bzrk 16
that username. harsh deals man
fabcade 14
I hope you knock some sense into your brother.
dogsniffer71 10
It didn't count; it was no longer Facebook official. Really though, sorry for the loss, OP. Maybe the next one won't be so crazy.
earthlyscum 19
Some girls are crazy motherfuckers. Shit move on your brothers part
hailhydra 6
Dude, this shouldn't even be an fml it should be a **** yeah I'm no longer with that girl night out with your buddies.
Drosophila82 18
One word... Whatever
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I'd be more pissed at the brother, honestly. I can't even imagine the level of betrayal I'd feel if my sister slept with a guy I was dating. Of course it sucks to be cheated on by your significant other in any case, but with a sibling? In my opinion, that's pretty much the height of betrayal. How could you do that to family? :(
Hildy93 21
Yeah crazy!
wakemeupplease 21
wow is it too easy like that