Today, my apparently insane and now ex-girlfriend actually claimed she didn't technically cheat on me, because she set her Facebook relationship to "single" before screwing my brother. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a call from an ex, demanding to know why my Facebook relationship status was set as married. I got married a few months ago, and I quietly explained this to her. My wife overheard and now thinks I've been cheating all along. FML
Today, the girl who I was in love with for almost seven years listed me on facebook as her "Brother." FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I hooked up with my ex-girlfriend, after she confessed to still being in love with me. I logged into Facebook after she left, only to find her status set to "I think I just made a big mistake." FML
Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML
Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures where we were together, added her new boyfriend to her friends, and changed her status to, "I'm so happy". FML
Today, I was talking to my ex. After pouring my heart out to her, saying we were meant for each other, she looked at me and said, "Don't bother, I've already slept with your brother." FML
Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML
Today, my husband argued that it's not cheating if he's using his brother's Facebook account to talk to other women, because they think it's him. FML
Today, my now-ex broke up with me after alleging that I cheated on her. I didn't do anything, for the record. When I told my sister about it, she showed me a screenshot of an Instagram story where my ex was tagged, two weeks before leaving me. My ex was actually making out with another dude. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
I'd be more upset at your brother's betrayal. He had equal part in this too.
toaster87 19
Time to set your relation status to single and your siblings to none!
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Comments (93)
toaster87 19
Time to set your relation status to single and your siblings to none!
janfleury 19
Sorry OP. I suggest you set your Facebook setting to single also.
AyeJay101 25
Ouch! Thought family would be more respective... Well I guess you won't be brining your next GF home.
TheBelt 19
Keeping it in the family I see.
abNormal62 23
Like you, I thought the phrase was Bros before Hoes Not Hoes for my Bros Shame on both us
Mynamewontfi 40
Be glad she showed her true colors before marriage, it's still shitty though. But I think it's worse that your brother is involved.
abc2601 20
Sorry to hear this, OP. You deserve someone much better and your brother also needs to realise how wrong this is!
DrCheese 16
Bitches are crazy.
Grizz8831 14
good sir, the correct grammar is: "Bitches BE Crazy" please refrain from such bad use of grammar in the future.
K_kanaka 26
Please tell you pushed your brother...in his crotch...since all he can think with is his dick.
Teyros 24
Wow.... Well you aren't really losing much. Glad she's your ex now. You deserve better OP!