Today, my apparently insane and now ex-girlfriend actually claimed she didn't technically cheat on me, because she set her Facebook relationship to "single" before screwing my brother. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a call from an ex, demanding to know why my Facebook relationship status was set as married. I got married a few months ago, and I quietly explained this to her. My wife overheard and now thinks I've been cheating all along. FML
Today, the girl who I was in love with for almost seven years listed me on facebook as her "Brother." FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I hooked up with my ex-girlfriend, after she confessed to still being in love with me. I logged into Facebook after she left, only to find her status set to "I think I just made a big mistake." FML
Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML
Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures where we were together, added her new boyfriend to her friends, and changed her status to, "I'm so happy". FML
Today, I was talking to my ex. After pouring my heart out to her, saying we were meant for each other, she looked at me and said, "Don't bother, I've already slept with your brother." FML
Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML
Today, my husband argued that it's not cheating if he's using his brother's Facebook account to talk to other women, because they think it's him. FML
Today, my now-ex broke up with me after alleging that I cheated on her. I didn't do anything, for the record. When I told my sister about it, she showed me a screenshot of an Instagram story where my ex was tagged, two weeks before leaving me. My ex was actually making out with another dude. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
I'd be more upset at your brother's betrayal. He had equal part in this too.
toaster87 19
Time to set your relation status to single and your siblings to none!
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Comments (93)
Stephanoze 23
Wow, sorry OP!
kangx1 28
I'd be so pissed off at my brother and her
ScarredVox92 16
Really though. What kind of girl or kind of brother does that???
CoGhostRider 31
Guess she forgot to tell you Yall broke up for an hour.
pjsr 33
Did your brother also change his FB status to not being related to you?
Brandi_Faith 34
"We were on a BREAK!!!!"
elk1221 11
Wow, Someone needs to learn what cheating is. FYL OP
jessi_sunshine 26
Have technicalities ever actually mattered when they're used as excuses? Sorry, OP. That sucks.
slackerjoe 22
only in court. fhl
StickyPickles 33
Consider yourself lucky to be rid of such an idiotic *****.
ohjoy15 33
It takes two. His brother is also a ***** of equal proportions.
logicnazi 18
I'd say 60/40 cuz she changed her FB; this implies intentional deception on her part.
Earths_Venus 25
Sounds like you've been watching Maury or Steve Wilkos :)
Welshite 40
I'd be more upset at your brother's betrayal. He had equal part in this too.
CoGhostRider 31
Well she did set her Facebook to single maybe she convinced the brother they were separated.
Welshite 40
I don't know about you, but I would talk to my sibling before banging his recent "ex". But that's just me.
NickACD 27
Let your brother off with a harsh beating because he is family but kill the bitch.
connorgrant98 24
Also, it would be really rude to have sex with your brother's ex if they just broke up.
logicnazi 18
To the above: Really?^ To OP: I'm just mad that you stated she was your EX in the post. Now instead of "you should break up with her OP! Good luck!" comments, we get "why did your brother bang your ex?" comments. I actually applaud your attempt to mix things up, however the mass public needs order to function.
anonymuse_fml 31
#45 - OP said "now ex" which would imply that he broke it off with her after he found out what happened, not that his brother slept with her after they broke it off.
RickySleeves 20
Time to set your relationship status on Facebook to "single" too!
udderbutter 15
That is severely ****** up
FlyingLeumer 19
Wow. That logic is pretty irrefutable isn't it? Seriously, if you are going to cheat on someone, at least have the decency to not make excuses about it.
illegalbeagle69 23
Well, I I think anyone who would cheat doesn't have much decency.
skye147 20
You should slap your brother..