Today, my apparently insane and now ex-girlfriend actually claimed she didn't technically cheat on me, because she set her Facebook relationship to "single" before screwing my brother. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a call from an ex, demanding to know why my Facebook relationship status was set as married. I got married a few months ago, and I quietly explained this to her. My wife overheard and now thinks I've been cheating all along. FML
Today, the girl who I was in love with for almost seven years listed me on facebook as her "Brother." FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I hooked up with my ex-girlfriend, after she confessed to still being in love with me. I logged into Facebook after she left, only to find her status set to "I think I just made a big mistake." FML
Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML
Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures where we were together, added her new boyfriend to her friends, and changed her status to, "I'm so happy". FML
Today, I was talking to my ex. After pouring my heart out to her, saying we were meant for each other, she looked at me and said, "Don't bother, I've already slept with your brother." FML
Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML
Today, my husband argued that it's not cheating if he's using his brother's Facebook account to talk to other women, because they think it's him. FML
Today, my now-ex broke up with me after alleging that I cheated on her. I didn't do anything, for the record. When I told my sister about it, she showed me a screenshot of an Instagram story where my ex was tagged, two weeks before leaving me. My ex was actually making out with another dude. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
I'd be more upset at your brother's betrayal. He had equal part in this too.
toaster87 19
Time to set your relation status to single and your siblings to none!
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Comments (93)
tipsyone 22
I honestly can't believe you're more upset with your girlfriend than brother. A girlfriend or even a wife is just that. A brother is much more!
dcats 13
I would be more mad at ur brother. Someone you can't dump.
catbcs 5
Oh.My.God....
SunStar_EMS_Girl 12
Well... It was Facebook official....
Tsukiyomi 16
You can't fix stupid, can't fix crazy
acealex 5
with a brother though you may never trust again!
bxjxj 20
Well she obliviously was done with you if she changed her status. Would you have really wanted her to be your girlfriend at that point anyway?
shotgun_girl 17
He said acting as if everyone constantly checks their Facebook or even has one for that matter
speakfreely 21
Your brothers a dick
DoDaJulio 13
I'm 13, my brother is 33, and my mom is 58.
Jader1225 0
Don't waste on more second thinking about that gutter ****. But do waste a second punching your brother in the dick. He knows why. Then on to better.