Today, my apparently insane and now ex-girlfriend actually claimed she didn't technically cheat on me, because she set her Facebook relationship to "single" before screwing my brother. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a call from an ex, demanding to know why my Facebook relationship status was set as married. I got married a few months ago, and I quietly explained this to her. My wife overheard and now thinks I've been cheating all along. FML
Today, the girl who I was in love with for almost seven years listed me on facebook as her "Brother." FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I hooked up with my ex-girlfriend, after she confessed to still being in love with me. I logged into Facebook after she left, only to find her status set to "I think I just made a big mistake." FML
Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML
Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures where we were together, added her new boyfriend to her friends, and changed her status to, "I'm so happy". FML
Today, I was talking to my ex. After pouring my heart out to her, saying we were meant for each other, she looked at me and said, "Don't bother, I've already slept with your brother." FML
Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML
Today, my husband argued that it's not cheating if he's using his brother's Facebook account to talk to other women, because they think it's him. FML
Today, my now-ex broke up with me after alleging that I cheated on her. I didn't do anything, for the record. When I told my sister about it, she showed me a screenshot of an Instagram story where my ex was tagged, two weeks before leaving me. My ex was actually making out with another dude. FML
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Welshite 40
I'd be more upset at your brother's betrayal. He had equal part in this too.
toaster87 19
Time to set your relation status to single and your siblings to none!
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Comments (93)
SmittyJA24 26
That's an entirely new level of "Facebook Official."
annalily5 28
I mean technically she's right if that was her way of breaking up with you. Still scummy beyond belief, but not technically cheating. Either way, be glad she's no longer your problem.
ItsDutch 16
I could understand your whole Facebook point if they were 12. Besides regardless OPs brother should've at least had some respect for OP, and kept it in his pants.
Brandi_Faith 34
It's cheating because in order to break up with someone, they have to be aware of it. Either way, technicalities aside, this was incredibly low of the ex and the brother. Like bottom feeder low.
vikky538 29
She is logically correct but wrong in so many other ways
alex_gen 39
Judging by your username, I'd say you dodged a bullet with not having sex with her. Who knows what other guys she's slept with in the meantime, and what STDs you might've contracted.
Brandi_Faith 34
Looks like the brother's the one that has to worry about all that. Muahahaha. ;)
jberg583 12
Wow, as if cheating wasn't bad enough... With your bro. Sorry OP
Phazoid 17
Technically, your ex is a lying *****
howlingwolf89 16
And you call that brother?!
Eyalsh 32
literal bros before hoes here. i'd blame my brother first, if she's a cheater by nature, nothing can change that. think positively; better this than staying with her and actually waiting until marrige as your username hints, before you even find out. good riddance OP, i feel for you, i had something similar.
mtbluc 21
Technically, there is no such thing as 'insanity' as it is a purely legal definition used in the "not guilty by reasons of insanity" also, there is no definition of insanity in the DSM nor is there a description of a "mental breakdown" as they are described as "the brains inability to cope with the present situation" not a "mental breakdown" But sorry to hear that op. She sounds like a bitch.
0mysteriousman0 22
Teach your brother that family first... Personal experience... Make it first and last time for that shit... And yes. Bitch crazy!!!