Today, my apparently insane and now ex-girlfriend actually claimed she didn't technically cheat on me, because she set her Facebook relationship to "single" before screwing my brother. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a call from an ex, demanding to know why my Facebook relationship status was set as married. I got married a few months ago, and I quietly explained this to her. My wife overheard and now thinks I've been cheating all along. FML
Today, the girl who I was in love with for almost seven years listed me on facebook as her "Brother." FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I hooked up with my ex-girlfriend, after she confessed to still being in love with me. I logged into Facebook after she left, only to find her status set to "I think I just made a big mistake." FML
Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML
Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures where we were together, added her new boyfriend to her friends, and changed her status to, "I'm so happy". FML
Today, I was talking to my ex. After pouring my heart out to her, saying we were meant for each other, she looked at me and said, "Don't bother, I've already slept with your brother." FML
Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML
Today, my husband argued that it's not cheating if he's using his brother's Facebook account to talk to other women, because they think it's him. FML
Today, my now-ex broke up with me after alleging that I cheated on her. I didn't do anything, for the record. When I told my sister about it, she showed me a screenshot of an Instagram story where my ex was tagged, two weeks before leaving me. My ex was actually making out with another dude. FML
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Welshite 40
I'd be more upset at your brother's betrayal. He had equal part in this too.
toaster87 19
Time to set your relation status to single and your siblings to none!
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Comments (93)
ChloeRattlehead 22
Ouch. She doesn't deserve you, OP. Hope everything goes well after this. Your brother needs to realize that you're blood and its bros before hoes.
meghancuma 14
I hope you're equally as mad at your brother
Markovski 18
What kind of brother do you have? What the ****?
Dom_Olivares 12
I could never forgive my own brother if he ever did that to me, I'd kill him lol
benjaminlamar 4
I think this whole post should go on Facebook when you set it to single. Shame them both publicly!
Brandi_Faith 34
I love this idea!
Drnknmonkey08 12
wow, shame on your brother more than anything. I sense some hostility for months, possibly years to come. it's shady and hurtful when the significant other cheats, but once family is involved, that's a line you do not cross
whatsittoyabuddy 8
Today, my crazy ex-boyfriend actually thought I cheated on him with his brother but little did he know I changed my relationship status to single on facebook before screwing him. Oh well his loss. FML. Jk OP! best of luck. she definitely wasn't worth it. It happened for a reason.
mdavis0529 14
Your brother is the bigger lowlife!!!
morgankimberlyyy 14
Shame on her, but mostly shame on your brother. Man, I hate hearing about these FMLs where significant others cheat with their brother or sister-in-law. Truly sucks. Perhaps you should sit your brother down and have a talk with him. Better luck with your next relationship, OP!
ProSwimmerFL 16
Cut of your brothers testicles and hang him by his entrails, if your parents ask say it was your psycho X, that sucks OP