Today, my apparently insane and now ex-girlfriend actually claimed she didn't technically cheat on me, because she set her Facebook relationship to "single" before screwing my brother. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a call from an ex, demanding to know why my Facebook relationship status was set as married. I got married a few months ago, and I quietly explained this to her. My wife overheard and now thinks I've been cheating all along. FML
Today, the girl who I was in love with for almost seven years listed me on facebook as her "Brother." FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I hooked up with my ex-girlfriend, after she confessed to still being in love with me. I logged into Facebook after she left, only to find her status set to "I think I just made a big mistake." FML
Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML
Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures where we were together, added her new boyfriend to her friends, and changed her status to, "I'm so happy". FML
Today, I was talking to my ex. After pouring my heart out to her, saying we were meant for each other, she looked at me and said, "Don't bother, I've already slept with your brother." FML
Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML
Today, my husband argued that it's not cheating if he's using his brother's Facebook account to talk to other women, because they think it's him. FML
Today, my now-ex broke up with me after alleging that I cheated on her. I didn't do anything, for the record. When I told my sister about it, she showed me a screenshot of an Instagram story where my ex was tagged, two weeks before leaving me. My ex was actually making out with another dude. FML
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Welshite 40
I'd be more upset at your brother's betrayal. He had equal part in this too.
toaster87 19
Time to set your relation status to single and your siblings to none!
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Comments (93)
maggiefox 25
Anyone wanna talk? Message me!
IndianaJoe0321 19
Sad ... Wouldn't have sex with her boyfriend (OP) but had no problem banging his brother.
carrissa3 13
If shes that stupid to believe the crap coming out of her mouth your beter off without her.
nomrana 14
I guess she was hoping for a "technicality" fault haha.. cheer up. plenty of fishes in the sea.
more4me 27
I don't even know what to say... she's a c*nt and your brother needs an ass kicking for being a party to it. ugh !!!
magickiss87 22
Well, I guess that makes what she did ok then. right? Lol. FYL, Op! You're better off without someone so inconsiderate.
Goblin182 27
We were on a break!
speed150mph 2
Lol here's what I'd do, I'd casually tell my brother that she lied to him, that you were actually the one who broke off the relationship because you found out she cheated... After she was diagnosed with syphilus, then finish with a off hand " so yeah I'd get yourself checked out" and walk away
dragonrider1959 18
She needs to tell you for it to be a breakup
Jayroc 18
Hope your brother is from another mother. Dick move on his part!!