sunil
Calgary, Canada
Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Gainesville, United States
Today, my eight-year-old microwaved our thermometer to see if the temperature would change. FML
SpiderFather
France
Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal cruelty? No. The goal was to irradiate it, then get it to bite him so that he would become Spider-Man. FML
zac545
United States
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Alex White
Westerose, Canada
Today, my husband was using the microwave when we suddenly hear a huge 'POP'. The good news is we found our daughter's missing hamster. FML
Anonymous
United States
Leftovers
Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML
erinbarto
Soon.
Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML
jimmy
Orangeville, Canada
Today, my 5-year-old son put my car keys in the microwave thinking that they would 'warm up' my car. FML
Anonymous
Poor little guy
Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML
whymommywhy
United States
Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML
why do eggs explode
Calgary, Canada
Boom!
Today, while I was in the shower, my 4 year-old son wondered what would happen if he put 6 eggs in the microwave. FML
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ScottVining 21
That's pretty horrifying
sicksadworld1317 30
Psychiatrist. Now. :-/
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mugzyandmax 1
Maybe if you taught your kid right from wrong and didn't sit on your computer all day you wouldn't have this problem.
Brilliant66star 17
Personally, I find eight (8) years old disturbingly old for this behavior, disturbing as the act is in itself. In your place, my concern would reach far and wide beyond posting to FML about this hamster-killing son of yours. On a more serious note, good luck; you might be in for drama.
redstone7693 29
What a horrible way to die.... Poor little guy
Ewelty3 19
How many hamsters does it take to paint a fence? Depends on how hard you throw them.
davincidasecond 24
Really, man? That's not even remotely funny, that's sick.
flynryder 7
Lmfao
Sniper_Chick4110 20
Joe Cartoon?
Bekll 31
What a disgusting and horrible mode of death. Reminds me of poor Tiger Lily the kitten who had the same fate. I agree with the ones who say he will grow up to be a psychopath. Get him to a psychiatrist immediately!
kainpwnsu 19
Insert hamster aaaaannnd, NEW MICROWAVE OVEN! Taa daaa!
ur_grace 9
First off kids do some stupid things. They don't understand what the outcome will be, and every single person has done something so dumb wether they remember it or not. Definitely an opportunity to teach. And as awful a death as this was at least it didn't live days or weeks with out water and food which sadly happens all the time. No the kid isn't going to likely grow up to be a serial killer those type spend most of their childhood repeatedly torturing and killing animals. And they learn to hide their activities. It is more probable the boy is quite upset about the result of his actions and you all who are so quick to judge this parent likely have nvr had a child in your care full time for long periods. We parents are ppl we get busy and tired and how do you prepare and prevent this type of situation. You are in the pet store saying " you have to take of this critter, which means cleaning its cage weekly and feeding and watering EVERY DAY. Oh and do not put it In the microwave" sheesh ppl get real be honest and not sooo mean.
jt25999 1
Poor hamster
plunkit 6
I said 'meet me in Amsterdam.' Not 'make me some Hamsterjam!'
ReggieReefer 12
Lack of parental supervision for your mini serial killer in the making??