sunil
Calgary, Canada
Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Gainesville, United States
Today, my eight-year-old microwaved our thermometer to see if the temperature would change. FML
SpiderFather
France
Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal cruelty? No. The goal was to irradiate it, then get it to bite him so that he would become Spider-Man. FML
zac545
United States
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Alex White
Westerose, Canada
Today, my husband was using the microwave when we suddenly hear a huge 'POP'. The good news is we found our daughter's missing hamster. FML
Anonymous
United States
Leftovers
Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML
erinbarto
Soon.
Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML
jimmy
Orangeville, Canada
Today, my 5-year-old son put my car keys in the microwave thinking that they would 'warm up' my car. FML
Anonymous
Poor little guy
Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML
whymommywhy
United States
Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML
why do eggs explode
Calgary, Canada
Boom!
Today, while I was in the shower, my 4 year-old son wondered what would happen if he put 6 eggs in the microwave. FML
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ScottVining 21
That's pretty horrifying
sicksadworld1317 30
Psychiatrist. Now. :-/
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Comments (193)
FYoLifeLol 10
This kills the hamster.
flynryder 7
Boom?!?!
fictionaldiary 11
There are too many people sitting here judging. The kid was EIGHT. He should be allowed to operate a microwave by himself. And for those of you calling him a serial killer, he probably had no idea that could kill the hamster. He sees a microwave just making his food warm, and probably just wanted to see the hamster twirl around on the plate.
Yessi_Boo 14
I'll remember this fml the next time I hear about a new serial killer
ravens42 8
Was it messy
Sniper_Chick4110 20
I hope you made the kid clean up the mess.
paul517 2
I can't say i know how you feel
KissMyAnthia200 12
MANIAC MANSION!!
rooneygirl420 13
Instead of posting this story to FML, maybe you should get your kid the psychiatric help he obviously needs.
JazNim17 18
No reason he can't do both
DavidandDee 4
Ummm shitty parenting much? Take his ass to a therapist asap before it's a person next time.