sunil
Calgary, Canada
Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Gainesville, United States
Today, my eight-year-old microwaved our thermometer to see if the temperature would change. FML
SpiderFather
France
Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal cruelty? No. The goal was to irradiate it, then get it to bite him so that he would become Spider-Man. FML
zac545
United States
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Alex White
Westerose, Canada
Today, my husband was using the microwave when we suddenly hear a huge 'POP'. The good news is we found our daughter's missing hamster. FML
Anonymous
United States
Leftovers
Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML
erinbarto
Soon.
Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML
jimmy
Orangeville, Canada
Today, my 5-year-old son put my car keys in the microwave thinking that they would 'warm up' my car. FML
Anonymous
Poor little guy
Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML
whymommywhy
United States
Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML
why do eggs explode
Calgary, Canada
Boom!
Today, while I was in the shower, my 4 year-old son wondered what would happen if he put 6 eggs in the microwave. FML
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ScottVining 21
That's pretty horrifying
sicksadworld1317 30
Psychiatrist. Now. :-/
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thenewgirl29 20
I think this is obviously bad for the hamster but everyone saying that it means the kid is a serial killer or has something wrong with him is probably overreacting. He probably didn't know what would happen and was just curious. It would be disgusting to clean this up though.
Brody_Generico 7
Have u ever seen The Good Son
pastel_fml 18
I don't even know what to say. It lived (hopefully unscathed), right?
midgetism 9
Congratulations! Your child is a psychopath!
chickenman12312 12
How long was it in the microwave?
lmartinez 4
I have an right year old kid and I know at 8 they are much much smarter than that and know they are going to kill it, I think your kid needs some help
hailie133 3
You failed as a parent.
onorexveritas 24
that's why I won't have a microwave when if I have kids
s12naruto 1
your kid is going to be a killer he needs to b put in a Looney bin
RainbowJette 1
I've got 3 more if he wants them. They're evil little bastards