sunil
Calgary, Canada
Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Gainesville, United States
Today, my eight-year-old microwaved our thermometer to see if the temperature would change. FML
SpiderFather
France
Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal cruelty? No. The goal was to irradiate it, then get it to bite him so that he would become Spider-Man. FML
zac545
United States
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Alex White
Westerose, Canada
Today, my husband was using the microwave when we suddenly hear a huge 'POP'. The good news is we found our daughter's missing hamster. FML
Anonymous
United States
Leftovers
Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML
erinbarto
Soon.
Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML
jimmy
Orangeville, Canada
Today, my 5-year-old son put my car keys in the microwave thinking that they would 'warm up' my car. FML
Anonymous
Poor little guy
Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML
whymommywhy
United States
Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML
why do eggs explode
Calgary, Canada
Boom!
Today, while I was in the shower, my 4 year-old son wondered what would happen if he put 6 eggs in the microwave. FML
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ScottVining 21
That's pretty horrifying
sicksadworld1317 30
Psychiatrist. Now. :-/
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Comments (193)
JackyDain 6
America's next serial killer
MintyFr3sh 8
Animal abuse!!
livelaughlovepie 22
Is the hamster ok?? How long was it:( I know that's a bad question to ask... But if you caught it early the hamster might have just been scared
KeepItTrill 7
Your son needs to get his ass beat. Hard. And maybe put him in some counseling or therapy?
MEECHEL_JERDANG 2
He's 8? I might understand if he was 0 1/2, but 8? Did he drop out of school or something?
twodotgirl 8
some kids I was baby sitting had kittens. there parent forgot yo mention one of the kids had some ADHD. The little boy took his kitten and put it in the freezer, lucky his younger brother rat on him about a minute later, I checked to see if the kitten was still there and to my horror the poor thing was left in the freezer. what was worse was the fact that the kid ran off and I had to call the police to go find him.
Coey 4
Future serial killer in the making
Ariaskye 17
I... I've got nothin'. My mind shut down from the horror it envisioned.
thelee 5
At least the hamster would be hot..
AG1216 18
That's terrible, get your kid some help, this is how serial killers start. Poor hamster.