Today, I thought that my husband and I were going to work things out, since we’ve been having sex every night. I snooped into his emails today while he was at work, only to see that he’s started the divorce process without telling me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
Today, I found out that my husband wants to leave me. I got the message loud and clear when his girlfriend forwarded me screenshots of all their texts. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband making out with another woman in our couch. When I gave him the mother of all verbal lashings, he asked me, “Oh, you didn’t get my text?” The fucker actually announced he wanted a divorce over text message. He was serious. FML
Today, I had sex with my wife, only to be told that the sex was horrible, and to be given divorce papers. FML
Today, I went through my boyfriend’s emails and found out that he cheated on me the day before he asked me to move in with him. FML
Today, while trying to be sexy for my fiancé by going to change his background photo to a naughty pic of myself, I found out he's been actively cheating on me. For almost a year, with multiple women. When confronted, he tried telling how hard me finding out was for HIM. FML
Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML
Today, I found out my husband wasn’t really “working from home” in the evenings. He locks himself in his office until the late hours of the night, having intimate Skype sessions with his coworker. That explains why our joint bank account hasn’t seen a direct deposit this past month. FML
Today, my husband of 4 years announced that he doesn’t love me anymore and that he’s leaving me for his coworker who he met 2 months ago. I helped him find that job. It’s like I aided in the destruction of my own marriage. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML
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Lost Reggie 22
at least you got sex. my wife refused sex, got a job in an another state, rented an apartment and started divorce papers without telling me
tiptoppc 21
My 1st wife slept with my (ex)best friend after getting a job, used a game console i gifted her to chat and game with him, and then moved out, causing me to lose my home and made me homeless and then made me hunt her down to get divorce papers started. Then later took my last name. People named Sarah in my life are the worst.
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Lost Reggie 22
at least you got sex. my wife refused sex, got a job in an another state, rented an apartment and started divorce papers without telling me
tiptoppc 21
My 1st wife slept with my (ex)best friend after getting a job, used a game console i gifted her to chat and game with him, and then moved out, causing me to lose my home and made me homeless and then made me hunt her down to get divorce papers started. Then later took my last name. People named Sarah in my life are the worst.
Lffayen 4
If you're at the point of looking through his emails that may give you the answer for why he didn't tell you. Never trust a thief or a spy to tell the truth.
Plcx 8
YDI for snooping into his mails as if it was perfectly normal
poopface82 25
He’s sending you off with a bang.
TXdude4503 2
well could always get even and **** his friends I guess