Today, my 70 year old grandma was yelling at me to take a pregnancy test, in the middle of Walmart. I'm 16, still a virgin and haven't had a boyfriend since I was 13. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML
Today, my grandma gave me the 'abstinence' speech. I had thought she already left to go back to FL but then came into my room to tell me how proud she was of me to keep my virginity. I was doing it doggie-style with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my grandmother gave me a sex talk on how I should take "precautions", right in the middle of a packed bus station. I'm 21. FML
Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, my parents asked me if I was sexually active. My grandma then screamed from upstairs, "She's not even physically active!" FML
Today, my grandma and I went shopping. When I picked up some shower gel, she started ranting in front of everyone that shower gel injures one's "lady parts" and causes infertility, and that she wants me to give her great-grandchildren. FML
Today, my mom told me that I am going to end up getting myself pregnant. I am 21 and a virgin. She continued to yell at me and call me a liar all night. I don't know which is worse, being a 21 year old virgin or my mother accusing me of lying about it. FML
Today, at my cousin's birthday party, my grandma took me to one side, slipped me a pad, and started ranting that tampons "steal your virginity" and that I should never use them. Well, okay then. FML
Today, my mom is in hysterics, all because I told her I don't want to get married or have kids, and I'm not interested in dating anyone. I'm 16. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been experiencing hair loss. He insisted on a pregnancy test. My parents then grounded me. I'm a virgin. FML
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MrLaryRottweila 1
only in walmart..
hnz 13
I think she is the one who needs a pregnancy test. indirectly asking you to ge it for her.
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Comments (81)
HomeAl0ne 20
She's senile. Buy the test, draw a line on it with a pen, tell her the child is hers and demand she pays support.
ReginaFalange_fml 13
I find it sad that the op seems to think its bad to be 16 and still a virgin with out any relationship since she was 13. There's nothing at all wrong with that, who would possibly ever say that there is??!?!
Amgnowai 0
AMG IT'S PHEOBE!
bramberkhout 10
duckface avatar -.-
ReginaFalange_fml 13
f*ckface avatar -.-
Jenmic 16
It's not that she thinks it bad. She is just pointing out that her grandmother thinks she is a tramp despite the fact that not only has she been single for 3 years but is a virgin as well.
motero 0
damn granny doesn't trust u
dave04045 1
"Still" a virgin? Oh god...
Michael77713 0
lol that's why you go to Walmart to make yourself feel better.
mandasdrey 0
saddened ):
mdkid 0
must have been quite embarrassing
bramberkhout 10
agree, FYL. nevertheless; start having this amazing thing called sex.
nancyinez 0
you're still a virgin, and you haven't had a boyfriend in 3 years? you must be prude, or uglyy. time to spread them legs,(; it's worth it!!