Today, my 70 year old grandma was yelling at me to take a pregnancy test, in the middle of Walmart. I'm 16, still a virgin and haven't had a boyfriend since I was 13. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML
Today, my grandma gave me the 'abstinence' speech. I had thought she already left to go back to FL but then came into my room to tell me how proud she was of me to keep my virginity. I was doing it doggie-style with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my grandmother gave me a sex talk on how I should take "precautions", right in the middle of a packed bus station. I'm 21. FML
Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, my parents asked me if I was sexually active. My grandma then screamed from upstairs, "She's not even physically active!" FML
Today, my grandma and I went shopping. When I picked up some shower gel, she started ranting in front of everyone that shower gel injures one's "lady parts" and causes infertility, and that she wants me to give her great-grandchildren. FML
Today, my mom told me that I am going to end up getting myself pregnant. I am 21 and a virgin. She continued to yell at me and call me a liar all night. I don't know which is worse, being a 21 year old virgin or my mother accusing me of lying about it. FML
Today, at my cousin's birthday party, my grandma took me to one side, slipped me a pad, and started ranting that tampons "steal your virginity" and that I should never use them. Well, okay then. FML
Today, my mom is in hysterics, all because I told her I don't want to get married or have kids, and I'm not interested in dating anyone. I'm 16. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been experiencing hair loss. He insisted on a pregnancy test. My parents then grounded me. I'm a virgin. FML
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MrLaryRottweila 1
only in walmart..
hnz 13
I think she is the one who needs a pregnancy test. indirectly asking you to ge it for her.
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Comments (81)
tpholden88 0
I'll **** you!
elephantecotton 0
dear 21, youre stupid, that never happens. (even when it does... whitch is one in a million, its an exact copy of the mother, so it has a ******.) suck it.
chickletno1 0
YDI for shopping with your grandma. at Wal-Mart.
smump 0
Walmart...never a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
michael256341859 0
if your hot I'll change that call me 2563418590
MandyR3 0
haha. I think she did that because she's worried about our generation. :)
brynnisawesome 0
U had a boyfriend at the age of 12???!!!
koolkat27 13
*13.
jadenation 3
U r just fat
fence4good 0
Sooo.... Virgin at ONLY 16 huh? Gee.... U know what that's called? Following the law retard.
NamelessFace 22
It's not illegal to lose your virginity before then... Not to mention OP wasn't complaining about her virginity or anything of the sort, so I dunno what you're getting pissed at.
fantasyworld 39
Was she mixing you up with someone else?