Today, my 5 year old brother wanted to look through my phone. I know he can't read so I gave it to him. He was, however, able to get at my "private" photo album. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
Today, I woke up from a nap to find my little brother playing some games on my phone. A few hours later I come to find he had deleted all 500 pictures from my trip to Europe last month. He needed more space to download the games. Mom says he's too young to understand what he did wrong. He's 14. FML
Today, I let a guy I like look at my phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get my phone back. FML
Today, my best friend and I were taking bikini selfies in my backyard hot tub when I caught my little brother peeping and taking photos from around a corner behind us. Now I know how he can afford his vapes, despite not having a job and being in middle school. FML
Today, I found my brother tampering with my laptop. He had changed the entire settings, in ways I don't even know how to fix. I finally had to get my mom to threaten him to change it back to its original setting. I'm 15. He's six and can barely get dressed by himself. FML
Today, my brother sent me over a dozen screenshots from his phone, because he couldn't work out why it wasn't capturing all the paint he'd managed to smear on the screen. FML
Today, I visited my mom and siblings. While I went to the bathroom, my younger brother somehow unlocked my iPhone, opened my Twitter app, and sent my parents links to every post in my Bookmarks. Every single one. FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Today, my kids thought it would be funny to put pictures of naked men and women as people's ID on my phone. They won't tell me how to change it back. FML
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bamagrl410 31
YDI for having that type of album on your phone for people to get hold of.
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
why do people *insist* on taking naked photos of themselves?
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bamagrl410 31
YDI for having that type of album on your phone for people to get hold of.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
now he just needs to learn how to MMS and iv hit the jackpot!
Draminicaus 0
Put the password protect on your photo app. Oh wait, you gotta jailbreak before you can do that. :P Disregard.
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
haha ^
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Ydi ορ. email me those pictures and I'll make sure they're safe! *wink wink* ᎠᏌᎠᏋ ᏩᏌᎩᎦ ᏞᎤᎤᏦ ᎪᎢ ᎢᏥᎥᎦ ᎦᏌᏡᏋᎡ ᏣᎤᎤᏞ ᏔᎡᏆᎢᏆNᏀ!!!! ᎩᎪᏝᏝ ᎪᎡᏋ ᎦᎤᎤᎤ ᏠᏋᎪᏞᎤᏌᎦᎦ!!!!
Tessa39 0
or just get a photo vault that saves photos in a completely different area.
desigirl2010 0
17 - not anymore - there's an app for that now!
LosAngelesSon 8
It's called private photo app by David Earnest. Get it.
icecreamdriveby 5
#26, "dude guys"?
Shaebug12 0
57- stfu and 26- I am jealous!
mitri_fml 3
I'm jealous of 26's poor grammar."dude guys"
nocanhaz 4
How did 26 do that? F***en Internet genies.
attatood 8
¡sıɥʇ sɐ looɔ sɐ ʇsoɯlɐ s,ʇI
attatood 8
so, ummm... how does upside-down text not comply with the rules??
Sirin_fml 47
It's an annoyance to the other commenters.
cowboys277 1
go brewers
jawman 0
17-u just expect that it's an iphone
hunt3009 16
You can of course get apps that store your photos and password protect them, which sounds like a good idea in your case.
fireheart1029 10
Not on Android
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
YDI for having those pictures. Nothing is private!!!
EffinAhole 0
YDI for giving a child a phone with pornographic pics on it. He may not be able to read but those little guys can navigate through electronics like a mother ******!
12596 0
5 yr olds can't read
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Speak for yourself, 78. By that age, I'd already been reading for nearly half my life.
wwerulez14 6
Hey OP, pun intended?
tummalon 0
That makes me wonder...hmmm...
aadk 0
sorry if I'm slow but where's the pun in the post? help me out please haha
timtamslam 19
i can't see a pun either! :/
Serec 0
Ooh I see it. "Private" Haha.
wwerulez14 6
OP's brother found her (I'm assuming OP is female) "private" pictures, which obviously involve OP's "private" parts. Got it?
jakegryan 0
mommy why is daddy kissing you in there?
deannoz 0
^ This >;{D Ooh , a moustache.
jakegryan 0
what was that about haha i dont have a moustache
AthinaMarie 0
Haha gooood ooone.
jakegryan 0
hmmm?
carcinogan 0
they are jealous of the USMC status bro oorah
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
If the kid found that on OP's phone, OP's got bigger issues to work through.
im_the_smoshiest 0
Incest? She said her brother LOL not son
Freeze_fml 17
You were aware that he couldn't read. What did you think he was going to do?
persianjr 15
first haha I personally hate it when people say first but I can't help myself
Freeze_fml 17
Nice speech. You fail.
Tikwichka 5
It's the ones that never learn that bother me. *sigh*
oarisimo 4
you're not even first, dummy.
sam455_fml 0
ydi for keeping a private photo album on your phone where anybody can see it
scottovious 0
my kids play with my phone all the time. we keep the "good" pictures elsewhere.
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
why do people *insist* on taking naked photos of themselves?
Tikwichka 5
It is almost as incomprehensible as those who *insist* on taking photos of themselves in the bathroom.
Beagle91196 0
hahaha win^^^
Freeze_fml 17
Nice bathroom picture.
Gloritank 8
Idiots do it to get people they just met to like them. people in long term relationships do it cause it spices shit up every now and again.
junkboy 4
Freeze... You're losing your touch...
Tweetyy_fml 0
Welllll cuz cerrrrtainnn people find mehh sexyy((; especially withouttt clothes !
phirestarter 0
because naked photos are fun XD
YouMentalFreaks 3
YDI Op. Sorry, but seriously, keep your private pictures elsewhere. You should've remembered they were on there.