Today, my 5 year old brother wanted to look through my phone. I know he can't read so I gave it to him. He was, however, able to get at my "private" photo album. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
Today, I woke up from a nap to find my little brother playing some games on my phone. A few hours later I come to find he had deleted all 500 pictures from my trip to Europe last month. He needed more space to download the games. Mom says he's too young to understand what he did wrong. He's 14. FML
Today, I let a guy I like look at my phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get my phone back. FML
Today, my best friend and I were taking bikini selfies in my backyard hot tub when I caught my little brother peeping and taking photos from around a corner behind us. Now I know how he can afford his vapes, despite not having a job and being in middle school. FML
Today, I found my brother tampering with my laptop. He had changed the entire settings, in ways I don't even know how to fix. I finally had to get my mom to threaten him to change it back to its original setting. I'm 15. He's six and can barely get dressed by himself. FML
Today, my brother sent me over a dozen screenshots from his phone, because he couldn't work out why it wasn't capturing all the paint he'd managed to smear on the screen. FML
Today, I visited my mom and siblings. While I went to the bathroom, my younger brother somehow unlocked my iPhone, opened my Twitter app, and sent my parents links to every post in my Bookmarks. Every single one. FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Today, my kids thought it would be funny to put pictures of naked men and women as people's ID on my phone. They won't tell me how to change it back. FML
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bamagrl410 31
YDI for having that type of album on your phone for people to get hold of.
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
why do people *insist* on taking naked photos of themselves?
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Comments (119)
dt520 4
ha! private album on a cell phone... thats a good one!
sarah48_fml 0
there is nothing wrong with taking those type of pictures, just be more careful where you keep them. at least your younger brother found them and not your mom/dad, teacher, boss, etc.
Judus_beej 0
agreed! Want to exchange? j/k or am I? muhhahahaahahah
djrapp 0
your ******* hot!!!!!!!!
KidLightning 2
*****.
supermathnerd22 1
make sure he doesn't snitch!
courtsx 0
Just shows what kind of person you are if you take those pictures and keep them. That would be the first thing on my mind if someone had my phone. YDI.
that_guy_ollie 0
woop devon ! that is all
Jay1D 0
who said they took the photos, it could simply be there **** collection...
smacky101 0
your life sucks for having a five year old brother that can't read.
RosiePatosie 0
I never will understand why people put that stuff on their phones..
Sadochan 0
Slap your **** of a brother and tell the **** to read, give me your address so u can beat the ******* myself.
AthinaMarie 0
Wow he is young o_O Anger problems darlin?
pytel93 0
were they worth the look?? lol
dynky 3
your brother's five and he can't read yet?
FFML_314 12
I wish I had the energy to explain why you're stupid.
pytel93 0
lol
catatonicsleep 17
They're not stupid, most 5 year olds can read, to an extent, they should be able to read lots of words by age 5
killabee 0
FFML314: I have the energy to explain why you're stupid. You should be literate at 5, obviously not big words and you might have to sound them out, but reading at 5 is not a "stupid" concept. My mom used to read with me every night and I was able to read at 4.
FFML_314 12
Well, thank you Captain Obvious. I wasn't saying that it isn't plausible to read at age 5. Most kids can read by the age of 5, but it does not mean that all children can read by that age. By saying "your brothers 5 and he can't read yet?" you're making a statement that it is necessary for a child to read at the age of 5. Some children have developmental problems or are off their growth curve. The mind of a child, works in mysterious ways and quite honestly, it's clear that you know nothing of the sort. This is not something I'm willing to argue out with you, because it's obvious that you have no clue as to why I called him an idiot in the first place. As for you, calling me an idiot, HA, don't make me laugh.
I_Hate_Tpyos 0
now you just look an ass who thinks they know it all. get over yourself.
capslockisgood 19
97 If you aren't willing to argue about it, why post that arguement?
AthinaMarie 0
Good job, you scarred your brother for life. F his L.