crapcrapcrap
United States
Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
great.
Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML
Lonely Gay
United States
Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML
newmoongirl1036
Chicago, United States
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
PrettyGirlCrookedMouth
Dating is hell
Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy from a dating app. He'd set the date and told me where to meet him. We met at a coffee shop, and he was an absolute gentleman. Five minutes after the date, I went to message him that I'd enjoyed myself, only to find he'd blocked me on the app. FML
Anonymous
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Anonymous
United States
Crafty
Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML
Anonyme
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
lamesauce
Canada
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
OhDear
United Kingdom
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Anonymous
United States
Creeped out of here
Today, I went on my first date in six years. The guy was unbelievably creepy, and I couldn't wait for it to be over. Right after we finished eating, he told me he loved me, then tried to lean in for a kiss. He looked like he was going to cry when I turned him down. FML
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Anonnamus 0
Today, some strange girl sat at my table during lunch break. She wouldn't stop staring at me, and kept asking me about my hopes and dreams. I tried to avoid eye contact and ate my lunch so fast, I had bad gas for the rest of the day. FML
plainDainty 0
then make sure there isn't a second date. end of story.
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Comments (169)
happyhak 5
Owned
glen12 0
go out with a girl nextime
ilovewhoppers 0
kk like what does it have to do with ppl posting stuff on fml..... now these are the questions tht keep me up at night but seriously it took me like an hour for someone to tell me what op stood for so now I want to know what original poster means?
FingerTips 0
lol he is just using the oldest trick in the book, every one knows girls wannabe be liked so if he pretends he doesnt, u try Even harder to make him like u! this is the easiest and most effective way to make girls intrested, atleast with hot girls that are used to getting attension, because when they dont Get it they wonder why and it drives them crazy!
iLoveMySgt 0
the person the originally posted the fml..
iLoveMySgt 0
that, not the. oops!
spanishwolf 0
should have slapped him in the face
kingace 0
he probably ignored you because you didn't show any boob, ydi.
GreenDayRoxs 0
the person who posted the fml :p
sublimaze 6
OP proly refused to pay for his $6 salad
livluvlaff8 0
@60 how does she not deserve it for not showing any boob? maybe she's not a ****! OP FYL the guy should of called and canceled first :(
sublime93 0
wow this fml is boring as shit
JCadle90 0
why don't you **** him... he'll start noticing you then
rockintothebeat 0
at sublimaze, good reference to a former FML :)
Blue_Coconuts 7
He probably ignored you because A- He's not into you and his buddies talked him into the date B- You're just not attractive C- You were boring and thus he lost his interest D- He's gay.
jpest17 5
I would think he was just being kind, a pitty date?
omgwtffmmfl 0
This site needs a IDC button
ezrl_ritvoi 0
this is the second time i've seen sublimaze get #69... that takes skill man
fml1395 0
hahahaha nicee
marleytooyou 0
hahahaha wow
betty66 3
Are u sure HE knew u guys were on a date?....
Ms_Jessie22 8
^ This. If he wasn't AT ALL interested he probably wouldn't have gone out with you in the first place.
XYZzzzzzzz 0
not an fml
YOULIVETODIE 0
Your right, but you just don't ignore a girl on a date. If the guy is going on a date with the chick, then she knows he's interested. When dating or trying to attract females you have to be a challenge, unpredictable, etc. Shut your mouth, keep it light and funny, and let the girl do most of the talking. Everywhere I go females of all ages are attracted to me, with me giving them no attention it boosts their interest level in me. Because of this I have a huge flock of females in my school pursuing me. I'm only a sophomore in highschool too.
taylorxsayss 0
if he ignored you, how did u get a date with him in the first place
xXSc3n1cXx 0
@108 **** yes it does.
tease 0
hellooooo!!! blondie????
jpest17 5
@137 same here's I'm sophmore and I attract all those girls but, I say hi and kinda shrug em off caz I get too nervous :D
gregsdaman 0
@57 is sooooo fine!!! damn! 336.301.2853...do itt
MyStarrz 0
@ 106 ...yay multiple choice I'll go with "E: All of the above" and #125 for extra credit
Austino713 0
were u alone???
dancingxthexmoon 0
@ 137. u manwhore
rawrsaur19 0
Oh well. Diddums.
gigi_bella 0
Why did you "really like him" in the first place?
massagenist 0
i ignore all the girls i date unless they are naked. im like the bachelor jake.
plainDainty 0
then make sure there isn't a second date. end of story.
Frosc 0
YDI for dating him in the first place.
MakaPaka_fml 0
Yosh! I'm not the only anime freak here :D. @op: better luck next time :)
livluvlaff8 0
I don't get why she deserved it!
jpest17 5
I R ANIME!!!!!!
dancingxthexmoon 0
hey, I read manga and stare at countless episodes of action animes everyday :] it makes me happy, but some ppls find it unattractive and I'm a girl...
MakaPaka_fml 0
"some" - Well we can't all agree on one thing ey? anime to me ish art~!
xRezSynn 15
Why are people trying so hard to find a reason to hit the ydi button
XR6Falcon 0
YDI for being so boring.
beepelati 5
this fml is boooring. at least be' ironic about it or say something to' make us smile. things like these happen all the time
dudeitsdanny 10
.... Was it a movie date? If it was.. YTDI.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I was thinking that too. Movies, sporting event, or something else requiring attention. All are bad first date ideas and all will get a YDI for demanding his attention at the wrong time. If it was a quiet dinner for two and he managed to ignore you, Y still kinda DI for tolerating it.
geon_olam 17
it was a scuba diving date he didnt say a word the WHOLE TIME they were under water
happypapp12 0
Well ydi for going on a date with a two year old
Expertfail 0
YDI for being boring and plain.
SirJamie77 7
How did that happen? Seriously? YDI.
Anonnamus 0
Today, some strange girl sat at my table during lunch break. She wouldn't stop staring at me, and kept asking me about my hopes and dreams. I tried to avoid eye contact and ate my lunch so fast, I had bad gas for the rest of the day. FML
happyhak 5
^^ This
xSPiDERPiGx 0
^^ what
Anonnamus 0
^^ Where
MakaPaka_fml 0
^^ when?
Anonnamus 0
^^ How?
westcoasteagles 0
who?
Quest_ 13
^^ ****?
xSPiDERPiGx 0
^^ mmm ( o )( o )
Tanjerine 0
^^bourne ultimatum?
CallMeHush 1
exactly.
Monikabug 9
Hmph! See if I ever sit by you again! >;[