Today, my 5 year old brother wanted to look through my phone. I know he can't read so I gave it to him. He was, however, able to get at my "private" photo album. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
Today, I woke up from a nap to find my little brother playing some games on my phone. A few hours later I come to find he had deleted all 500 pictures from my trip to Europe last month. He needed more space to download the games. Mom says he's too young to understand what he did wrong. He's 14. FML
Today, I let a guy I like look at my phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get my phone back. FML
Today, my best friend and I were taking bikini selfies in my backyard hot tub when I caught my little brother peeping and taking photos from around a corner behind us. Now I know how he can afford his vapes, despite not having a job and being in middle school. FML
Today, I found my brother tampering with my laptop. He had changed the entire settings, in ways I don't even know how to fix. I finally had to get my mom to threaten him to change it back to its original setting. I'm 15. He's six and can barely get dressed by himself. FML
Today, my brother sent me over a dozen screenshots from his phone, because he couldn't work out why it wasn't capturing all the paint he'd managed to smear on the screen. FML
Today, I visited my mom and siblings. While I went to the bathroom, my younger brother somehow unlocked my iPhone, opened my Twitter app, and sent my parents links to every post in my Bookmarks. Every single one. FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Today, my kids thought it would be funny to put pictures of naked men and women as people's ID on my phone. They won't tell me how to change it back. FML
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Top comments
bamagrl410 31
YDI for having that type of album on your phone for people to get hold of.
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
why do people *insist* on taking naked photos of themselves?
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Comments (119)
Thatguy11752 0
Can I see
elysium20 0
He doesn't read yet? Wow...and cha maybe you should be more creative in hiding those pictures next time. Seriously he can't read?
BeRealz 0
Go learn some quote, for starters.... I'll give you one for an head-start. "Never judge by it's cover".
KidLightning 2
You deserve it for having a 'private' album on your phone. *****.
whodges0229 0
I wanna see your private album
whtalif 0
It's not private even though it says private on it. get and app with a password for that loser
ultra_notorious 26
simple bitch, you prob turned him into a future sexual predator
Omni7 11
Ydi for haveing them on ur phone witch, u can lose in a number of ways
asherah14 7
How is it that he can't read at 5 years old! He shouldn't be an expert reader but he should be able to read basic stuff. My nephew and niece were able to read children's books by their 3rd birthdays!
bumbaloo88 2
he is 5 and still can't read.........?