Today, my 5 year old brother wanted to look through my phone. I know he can't read so I gave it to him. He was, however, able to get at my "private" photo album. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
Today, I woke up from a nap to find my little brother playing some games on my phone. A few hours later I come to find he had deleted all 500 pictures from my trip to Europe last month. He needed more space to download the games. Mom says he's too young to understand what he did wrong. He's 14. FML
Today, I let a guy I like look at my phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get my phone back. FML
Today, my best friend and I were taking bikini selfies in my backyard hot tub when I caught my little brother peeping and taking photos from around a corner behind us. Now I know how he can afford his vapes, despite not having a job and being in middle school. FML
Today, I found my brother tampering with my laptop. He had changed the entire settings, in ways I don't even know how to fix. I finally had to get my mom to threaten him to change it back to its original setting. I'm 15. He's six and can barely get dressed by himself. FML
Today, my brother sent me over a dozen screenshots from his phone, because he couldn't work out why it wasn't capturing all the paint he'd managed to smear on the screen. FML
Today, I visited my mom and siblings. While I went to the bathroom, my younger brother somehow unlocked my iPhone, opened my Twitter app, and sent my parents links to every post in my Bookmarks. Every single one. FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Today, my kids thought it would be funny to put pictures of naked men and women as people's ID on my phone. They won't tell me how to change it back. FML
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bamagrl410 31
YDI for having that type of album on your phone for people to get hold of.
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
why do people *insist* on taking naked photos of themselves?
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DaleksAreEpic 0
Pictures speak a thousand words. D:
yummycupcakegirl 0
Boy: "Mommy, why are you naked?" Mom: "Oh shit wrong album!"
yummycupcakegirl 0
My bad it was Sisterand Little brother. I will read better next time :)
KathrynDalton 0
YDI. Password protect your "pivate" photos if you're going to have them on your phone? Just because he can't read doesn't mean he can't click buttons and happen to come across them? And how on earth can a 5-year-old not read yet? He should at least be able to read simple words? I read Harry Potter when I was 5 years old! Is he not at school yet anyway, I started school aged 4 and I could already read when I started, and it was one of the first things they taught us to do?
joa76 3
Most kids start school the year they turn 5, and if his birthday is after (depending on the district) mid-September, he won't have started school yet because he missed the cutoff. However, unless they have a learning or developmental disability, I would think almost all kids should be capable of reading at least simple things by age five. If they can't, it's probably the parents' fault for not spending enough time with them. Then again, most kids' parents DON'T seem to spend enough time with them. I remember how frustrating early elementary was, when a lot of the kids could barely read the word "the." I didn't realize at the time it was their parents' fault, I just knew they were annoying and I wanted to take the book from them and tell them what it said so we could just get things over with. The story kind of loses all meaning when you spend five minutes on each sentence.
Tweetyy_fml 0
Ohhhhhnoooo((; that's why I lock my private albummm ((;
DVecc 0
keyword : brother op is most likely a minor so she deserves it for having illegal child pornography images she took herself on her phone.
Aniblecoby 0
taking naked pictures is stupid.
arngmudpuppy13 0
Haha. Reasons why you dont give kids your cell phone. They want to play with a phone...give them one thats not turned on that they can mess with.
SadinSherman 16
He is five and can't read
ThespisTx 3
fake. if you really had a 5 year old brother you would have a better grasp on what a kindergardener can read.
6sunshine6 1
You should definitely be able to read at 5. I knew the alphabet and was able to put small words together like cat by 2.