Today, my 24-year-old brother tried to convince me that Hogwarts is real, because there is no way a person could have written that based on imagination. My parents agreed with him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 9-year-old daughter was acting out and wouldn't do her homework. I told her that if she didn't study, she wouldn't get her acceptance letter from Hogwarts. She looked into my eyes, straight through to my soul and said, "Hogwarts isn't real, retard." FML
Today, my brother and I got in a fight and he told my friends that I am mentally disabled. They believed him. Apparently, "everything makes sense now." FML
Today, my 33-year-old brother told my 10-year-old daughter that clouds are made by factories blowing smoke. My daughter laughed at him and he got upset. He still believed my dad's lie from 25 years ago. FML
Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML
Today, my brother and I had a long argument. He believes wholeheartedly that pineapples are not actually fruits, but berries. When I showed him a google search, he accused me of "faking" it. FML
Today, I discovered that you can't always assume your little brother is kidding when he says that you have a spider on top of your head. FML
Today, my brother decided to help me artificially age some of my artwork by singeing the edges slightly. Apparently "my brother set fire to my homework" isn't a valid excuse. FML
Today, my stepmom burned all my Harry Potter stuff. Apparently, Harry Potter is the "Devil’s plan to corrupt good Christian children" and "That shit is make believe anyway." What did my dad ever see in this evil witch? FML
Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML
Today, my brother deleted all traces of the novel I've been working on for three years from my laptop. The reason? When I was born I "stole all of Mum and Dad's attention." He's 24. FML
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Zoranius 6
Well, the dementors are going to take your brother to Azkaban now because he told you.. And i'll gladly come with him!
SandiRainbowFish 20
Of Hogwarts is real... You didn't get your acceptance letter? Poor Muggle :,(
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Comments (249)
soccergurrll 8
Uh duh! Hogwarts is TOTALLY real!!
wanderingshopper 13
Can't you believe there is magic out there?
jwebster 8
Write him a letter in expert penmanship. Have it say " dear, (insert name here) You have been accepted to north American school of wizardry. Please report to the campus at 1pm on Monday. A calico cat will lead the way." seal it with wax. And put it outside his bedroom window. Then wait an watch as he follows every cat he sees.
XtraEzeee 8
Silly jwebster, that letter'd be 13 years overdue.
jwebster 8
Ok. Edit to say North American school for adult wizards. Lol
daywalkerm80 5
Your brother needs to go out more :-p
lixone 7
I guess we'll have to wait for September 1st then. King's Cross, here we come!
midpocket 6
Be happy that you're the smart one ;-)
Zachthejoker 10
Technically speaking it is real, even though the movies were filmed in different castles, in different parts of Europe.
Zachthejoker 10
But if your family truly does believe that the school of wizardry actually exists, I have but 2 questions. Who is their drug dealer, and can I get his number?
AvaCharlie 6
Are you stupid? Of course Hogwarts is real.. Urgh muggles..
Star5258 2
Well actually the hogwarts building is real and I believe it is some where in London or Sweden or somewhere around there.
Zachthejoker 10
Both, also in France I think