Today, my 24-year-old brother tried to convince me that Hogwarts is real, because there is no way a person could have written that based on imagination. My parents agreed with him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 9-year-old daughter was acting out and wouldn't do her homework. I told her that if she didn't study, she wouldn't get her acceptance letter from Hogwarts. She looked into my eyes, straight through to my soul and said, "Hogwarts isn't real, retard." FML
Today, my brother and I got in a fight and he told my friends that I am mentally disabled. They believed him. Apparently, "everything makes sense now." FML
Today, my 33-year-old brother told my 10-year-old daughter that clouds are made by factories blowing smoke. My daughter laughed at him and he got upset. He still believed my dad's lie from 25 years ago. FML
Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML
Today, my brother and I had a long argument. He believes wholeheartedly that pineapples are not actually fruits, but berries. When I showed him a google search, he accused me of "faking" it. FML
Today, I discovered that you can't always assume your little brother is kidding when he says that you have a spider on top of your head. FML
Today, my brother decided to help me artificially age some of my artwork by singeing the edges slightly. Apparently "my brother set fire to my homework" isn't a valid excuse. FML
Today, my stepmom burned all my Harry Potter stuff. Apparently, Harry Potter is the "Devil’s plan to corrupt good Christian children" and "That shit is make believe anyway." What did my dad ever see in this evil witch? FML
Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML
Today, my brother deleted all traces of the novel I've been working on for three years from my laptop. The reason? When I was born I "stole all of Mum and Dad's attention." He's 24. FML
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Zoranius 6
Well, the dementors are going to take your brother to Azkaban now because he told you.. And i'll gladly come with him!
SandiRainbowFish 20
Of Hogwarts is real... You didn't get your acceptance letter? Poor Muggle :,(
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Comments (249)
brandon3747 16
Nope there is no real one and yes someone could have written the story with imagination. Isn't that what everyone thinks about? Magic, monsters, witches, goblins, dragons and bad guys? But I don't know why people would put a bad guy with no nose.
unicodndevil42 0
He doesn't have a nose so no one can use his nose hair for a polyjuice potion (same reason why he's bald) duh!
MerrikBarbarian 9
At least star wars one can point to the death star hanging out near Saturn (google Mimas if you don't know what I mean)... But hogwarts? Challenge him to take the train there and enjoy his repeated attempts to run through the wall perhaps? ;)
jaredofmo 22
Oh, how silly. Now if you excuse me, I'm going to ride my broom to Taco Bell then use my Silver Shoes to hang out in the Emerald City.
sexylivibieber 0
Just shut the **** up.
shadowPlayer 6
I love Muggles, they're so cute
shadowPlayer 6
Oh, shit. I'm in trouble.
bhadrohn 0
HOGWARTS IS REAL!!!
BubbleGrunge 18
Wait, you mean Hogwarts isn't real?? My whole life has been a lie!!!!
PhillDante 17
I know that feel, bro...
SystemofaBlink41 27
Yes it is! Wait... you mean that man behind the dumpster was lying when he said he'd show me magic?
someone3225 2
It is a real physical place but if I'm not mistaken Hogwarts is not it's name
Zachthejoker 10
No, but it's actually more than one place if I'm not mistaken, but the castle names continue to elude me
hannaaaahr 33
You must be a squib.
SliceOfCake 9
or a filthy muggle.
perdix 31
Of course, it's real. Where do you think witches and wizards learn their craft -- the Internet? There are no Kahn Academy modules for Herbology of Defense Against the Dark Arts, dummy.
Ajwc101 24
Silly Noor. You can only do that once a year. :)